Maramando : Part 3

Read Part 2 Here

I rarely get a chance to blog here, very hectic! :-( Anyways, this post is really huge, wrote it in parts, and thou shall read only if you are extremely vetti!! And ofcourse before reading, it is mandatory that the long due Google amukks process be completed :D

Riyaz Khan-a katti poattu, Gabtun flasback solla aaramikkaraar. Diary-a medhuva open bannaraar. Joom banni graphics vechu Alpana-va (9thara) diarykullaye dance aadara maadhiri kaatarom, so diary-la next 75 pages heavy damage aagi flasback scenes ellam cut panna vaendiyatha poguthu. Gabtun moonjiya joom banni avar indha disappointment-a express pannartha kaatarom, padu kevalama irunthuthu-nu appuram edit pannitom.

Continue Reading Part 3 . . .

*scene cut*

Oru periya blane landing. Dhoorathulaenthu kaatarom. Naalu paer nadanthu varaanga. Joom banni paakarom. Adhu orey aal dhaan. Idhukku paeru dhaan weightu intro. Gabtun background-la dubbing koduthu introduce banikkaraaru.

"En baer Vijay. Vijay Munusamy. Appa aaramicha gambany Sori Naays. Naai biscuit dhayarikkarom. Naan dhaan en gambany Chief Gwality Head-a irundhaen. Naai biscuit seriyaana tharama irukka illiya-nu naan dhaan daste banni kandu budippaen. But biscuit stock seegrama dheendhu poguthu-nu appa enna Army-la boi saera zollittaru. Kargil war-la baakistan bullets ellam naan dhaan en pal-aala gatch budichu thuppuvaen. Ibbo leave-la gambany-a paathukka vandhirukkaen. Naan oruthaney naalu paer maadhiri. Enakku bayamey kadayaathu. Night thaniya dhaan moocha povaen. Ennala poga mudiyum-ngarthu nambikkai. Ennala mattum dhaan poga mudiyum sonna, adhu thalaganam. Adikkadi poga mudiyum-ngarthu diabetes"

Indha motivating speech mudinja appuram Gabtun associates-oda mukkiyamaana discussion-la erangaraaru.

Assistant : Sir, oru mukkiyamaana matter.
Gabtun : Enna namma Jodhiga scene video edhavathu vandhirugga? Indha gaaalathula ellam romba mosam ba. Andha gaalathula gooda dhaan namma Kuspu popular-a irundhaanga, oru matter kooda varala.
A : Ayyo andha matter illa sir. Namma company pathi...
G : Orey densan bannareenga inga. Army-la thanni adijuttu nimmadhiya irundhaen.
A : Aaha! Evalo sir adipeenga? Enna brand?
G : Oru anju bucket adippaen vidaama. Brand ellam edhuvum illa ba, pump-la varadhu dhaan.
A : Thu, naara pozhappu sir ungalukku. Seri namma company-oda sales increase panna enna bannalam-nu ninaikkareenga?
G : Zimble. Neraya biscuits viththa automatic-a zales ingrease aagatha? Enna chinna bulla dhanama kaekkara nee?
A : Ayyo, adhu dhaan eppadi vikkarthu!
G : Oh appadi kaekkariya..namma biscuit naai-ku budichirukka?
A : Idhu naai kitta kaekka vaendiya kelvi!
G : Appo mudhal-la adha kandu pudinga!
A : Appo, naalailaenthu tea time-la tea-oda biscuit saethu anuppava?
G : Moodhevi, road-la poi naai-ku biscuit poattu adhoda reaction enna-nu note bannitu vaanga.
A : Idhuvum nalla idea dhaan. Enga poi test panna?
G : Bangalore bo. Anga dhaan software engineers-a vida naai jaasthi.
A : Selavu jaasthi aagum sir, local-a engayavathu pogalam.
G : Appo namma satta sabai bo.
A : Enna sir namma naattu thalaivargal-a ivalo mattama pesareenga??
G : Illa ba, satta sabai vaasal-la neraya naai irukkum, adhukkum ellam koduthu baar.
A : Seri, appo test report-oda unga kitta varaen.

*scene cut*

Alpana (9thara) is working in a MNC called ONYX. Singapore based company. Road-la echai elai porukkarthu dhaan avaloda velai. Suththam soaru podum-ngara thathuvatha romba strict-a follow pannaravanga namma heroini. But daily work-ku late-a report pannarthaala she mostly loses her share to street dogs. Avanga appa andha kaalathula periya panakkarar. Avunga oorlaye sondha vandi vechundu irundhadhu avar oruthar dhaan - oru cycle tyre and a neetamaana kuchi. Indha pushpavaahanathula dhaan daily oor suthuvaar avar. Ippadi paerum pugazhum-a vaazhndha Alpana family ippo ippadi echai elai porukkara nilamai-ku vandhiduchu. So avaloda vaazhkai latchiyam oru periya kuppai vandi vaangi adhu pinnadi thongindu poganum-ngarthu dhaan.

Oru naal Sori Naais company-laenthu biscuit testing-kaaga oru team vandhuchu. Appo naai-ku poatta biscuit ellam Alpana than vaai-aala kavvi pudikkartha Gabtun signal-la nikkarchae paakaraaru. (Chennai-la traffic mosamaaguthu-nu symbolic-a kaatta we show that the car stops for 1 hour...idhu neenga direction mistake-nu ellam ninaikka pdaathu!) Gabtun gets impressed by Alpana. Kalyanam pannina ivala dhaan kalyanam pannipaen-nu mudivu kattittaru Gabtun. (Again symbolic-a green light vizhum, idhu munnorgal aaramichu vecha loosu thanam)

*scene cut*

Assistant : Sir, namma test biscuits ellam Alpana thinnuta sir.
Gabtun : Baathaen, romba nalla irukki.
A : Edhu Narasus coffee-a?
G : No, no, andha bonnu Albana.
A : Avala ungalukku pudichirukka?
G : Yaen unaggu budikkaliya?
A : Pidikkala sonna love pannartha vittuduveengala?
G : Illa.
A : Pinna enna M-ku kaeteenga?!
G : Summa oru zeneral knowledze.
A : Ava kuppakaari sir, ava vaenaam, vaera yaarayavathu love pannunga.
G : Ennala mudiyaathu.
A : Ungalaala mudiyaathu-na edhukku sir veena andha ponnu vaazhkai-a paazhaakareenga?
G : Moodhevi, naan adha sollala! Adhu veru, idhu veru! Avala maragga mudiyaathu sonnaen.
A : Kavalapadatheenga sir, avungalum ungala marandhirukka maatanga.
G : Eppadi sollara?
A : Ungala paatha yaarum yezhezhu jenmathukku inimae thoonga mudiyaatha alavukku oru azhagu mugam aachae sir ungalukku dhaan.
G : Naggal pannariya?
A : Unga naakku offlate romba sozhattuthu sir, pesaama podalangai style-la oru kallu katti thonga vidungalaen.
G : Inga enna vayalum vaazhvum brogramme-a bannitu irukkaen. Andha bonna love panna oru idea kodu.
A : Orey oru vazhi dhaan.
G : Enna?
A : Ava night thoongarchae, medhuva ava pakkathula poi . .
G : Poi ...
A : Kannu kuththittu odi vandhudunga!
G : Naan enna umaachi-a?
A : Andha nenappu vaerayaakum. Ungala baatha...yezhavu enakkum thothikuchu...paatha, sathyama andha ponnu kalyanam pannika maatta.
G : En alagukku enna kuraichal? En alagukku naan Hollywood-la nadichirukka vaendiyavan!
A : Appo Jurrasic Park-la vandhadhu neenga illiya?
G : No, offer vandhuchu, aana andha badathula bunch dialogue illa-nu Steven kitta zorry-nu sollitaen.
A : Kavala padatheenga, eppadiyum namma Ramanarayanan atleast oru Natesan Park-aavathu eduppar, adhula nadichukkalam!
G : Namma Albana matter-ku varuvoma?
A : Matter-a? Ok!
G : Naaye, ava unakku anni!
A : Vaenaam, rhyming-a edhavathu sollida poraen!
A : Urubadiya oru idea kodugariya nee??
A : Seri seri. Pesaama naer-la poi pesidunga sir, moonjiya nalla surf poattu alambittu ponga!

Gabtun nalla smart-a dress bannikittu Alpana kitta boi brobose banna nalla muhurtha naal-a baathu boraar. Unfortunately annikku Alpana-ku semma echai ilai supply and terrific office work.

Gabtun : Ahem ahem.
Alpana : Thondayiley kich kich?
G : Aamam.
A : Thalaivali?
G : Aamam.
A : Jaladhosham??
G : Aamam.
A : Ada mookadaippuma??
G : Aama di aamam!
A : Apoo inga ennatha pudingittu irukka, poi doctor-a paaru!
G : Illa, naan un kitta besanum.
A : Enna pesanum?
G : Naalaikku New Year.
A : Naan mattum enna Karupannasaamy Thiruvizha-na sonnaen?
G : Va andha dabil degger bus-la pogalam.
A : Adhu enna special-a andha bus?
G : Bus ninnu 10 mins kalichu nee erangi bogalam, adhu varaikkum bus wait bannum, appadi dhaan script-la namma AR Mottaboss sir eluthi iruggaru, va. Tamil padathula logic irugga goodathu-nu avar guri-a iruggaru.
A : Oru kelvi kaetta sani oraayiram bathil sollu. Vandhu thulai. *goes into bus*
G : Indha *gives her a gift*
A : Ennathu idhu?
G : Unaggaga, en anbalibbu. Jackpot-la namma Kuspoo poatta jacket collection.
A : Avunga andha program-la ennikku jacket poattirukaanga??
G : Adhunaala dhaan barcel chinnadha iruggu.
A : Seri enakku edhukku idhu?
G : Jacket vechu enna Africa-la panjathaya ozhigga mudiyum, nee boattukka dhaan.
A : Nee edhukku enakku jaket tharanum??
G : Becaas naan unna gaadhaliggaraen Albana, agnnnnnnn (This is Gabtun's tongue biting romantic sound which is roughly spelt that way)
A : Enakku unna pathi eduvumae theriyaathey!!
G : Enna dheriyanum unaggu?
A : Mudhal-la nee theriyanum! Un kumkumapoo colour-ku night 12 manikku iruttana double decker bus-la nee theriya vaaype illa!
G : Gavala badaatha, en family-laye naan dhaan romba alagu.
A : Oh! Appo unga family-la mathavanga ellam pei-a?! Adhu irukkatum, Nee enna velai seyyara?
G : Un recommendesan-la edhavathu velai vaangi gudaen.
A : Unakku recommend panna naan enna district collector-a?! Verum kuppai collector dhaan naan!
G : Onnum avazaram illa, medhuva yoschu sollu. Nalla mudiva sollu.
A : Naan pogava?
G : Hmmm, medhuva yoschundae bo, bus namma bus dhaan, evalo neram vaenaalum niggum. Appie New Year Albana.

*scene cut, back to present*

Gabtun turns to the next page, but it was blank. He turns to Riyaz Khan who is by now half dead with slight ear bleeding.

Gabtun : Dei elunthuru da.
Riyaz : Enna?
G : Indha diary-la Dec31st-ku abburam dates gaanum. Nee eduthiya?? Enakku Sart Tarm Memory Lass-la, marandhu boachu, adhaan kaekkaraen.
R : Idhukku paeru Short Term Memory Loss illa, arivukettathanam!
G : Bages irugga illiya??
R : Irukku-na enna pannuva, illa-na enna pannuva?
G : Illa-na unna soot panniduvaen. Irundha unakku meedhi gadhai badichu gaatuvaen.
R : Aaga moththam naan saavarthu nichayam-a?
G : Agnnnn
R : *suddenly realizes that Gabtun shud have forgotten things after 15 mins, mayb he forgot to forget!* Hey naan un friend da.
G : Abbadiya?
R : God promise-a
G : Enga en kai-la killi tick podu paapom.
R : *does as asked*
G : Edhuggum naan boto ellam baathu gonfirm bannaraen nee en friend-a illiya-nu
R : Periya PCSriram cousin brother-nu nenappu, oru camera-va kazhuthula maatindae thiri!
G : Soo. Sut up. *Gabtun scans the pics and indha edathula namma Zolufis Xamiyaj oru music podaraar paarunga...adada...adha mattum namma Mozart kaettirundha kallarai-laenthu ezhundhu vandhu seruppala adichiruppar!*

*scene cut, Gumitha is speaking to watchman of Vijay Munusaamy's apartment as part of her illegal investigation about*

Gumitha : Neenga dhaan watchman-a?
Watchman : Enna paatha poonai padai thalaivar maadhiri theriyutha enna?! solli thulai, yaar nee?
Gum : En paeru Gumitha, naan vaaniyambadi Dr. Babar Kausar Chittukuruvi Legyam Research Institute-la final year padikkaraen. Enga kudumbathula naandhaan orey ponnu.
W : Innum natchathiram, gothram, raasi idhu moonum sonna archanai senjuduvaen!
Gum : Enna?!
W : Un history geography ellam ippo evan kaettaen, vandha matter-a sollu!
Gum : Naan Vijay Munusamy-a paakanum.
W : Maadila irukkaru po.
Gum : Naan mattum enna paadhalathuliya irukkaru-nu sonnaen. Vivarama sollu!
W : Naera pona lift varaathu, left-la thirumbi paar anga irukkum. Adhula yaeri 8th floor button amukka try pannina mudiyaathu, coz irukkarthu 5 floors dhaan, adhula nee eranga vaendiyathu 2nd floor. Appuram naera pona neraya flats irukkum, adhula oru 5 flats thaandi pona, nee avar veeda already thaandi iruppa, so avalo dhooram pogaatha, moonavathu veedulaye ninnudu. Right-la thirumbi paatha avaru veetukku edhir veedu theriyum, so nee left-la thirumbanum. Indha vivaram podhuma?

*Gumitha follows instruction and reaches Vijay Munusaamy house. Kadhavu thorandhu irundhuthu-nu she goes inside and finds Riyaz and Gabtun*

To be continued . . .

Note : I have my exams in the first week of August and loadsa assignments coming up in these two weeks. Sottai-aagama irukka any sure shot vazi irukka, other than mottai adichufying?! Pls the help!