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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Kutti News

By kutti, I meant a small bit of news, not the Malayala kutti. That clarified first.

Mallika Sherawat's recent interview...

Interviewer : How do you feel about acting with Jackie Chan?
Mallika : I am disappointed.
Interviewer : Why??
Mallika : It is not my kind of subject. The hero shows his butt and not the heroine. That doesn't suit me.
Interviewer : Jackie Chan takes action films madam, not matter films!
Mallika : This is action too, isn't it?
Interviewer : Have you decided on your dress for the Cannes festival?
Mallika : I will order 4 kerchiefs to cover myself up.
Interviewer : 4 pieces snot enuf! You say just for jetty?
Mallika : No, no, never! You for mistake! I say full dress.

So watch out for the Cannes Film Festival. Aishwarya Rai wore a torn piece which served the purpose of a dress : exposing the intricate details! ;-) This time it is Mallika whose intricate details we already know! She may end up with body paints, watch out! :-)

All the animals are grateful to Menaka Gandhi. The cotton plant, silk worm, sheep and thankful to Mallika Sherawat :-)

Mallika has all the chances to be a bond girl. Minus the fact that she cannot act, she is a really good actress. Aish refused to lock lips and expose on screen. Mallika-ku idhu ellam illati padam pannadha thrupthiye irukkathu! Acting dhaan konjam varaathu, but thevaiyaana expressions ellam nalla varuthu! Abdul Kalam paattu kanavu kaana sollitaar, mukkalvaasi paer kanavula Mallika dhaan irukka-nu avarukku eppadi theriyum paavam! Vaazhga Mallika! Valarga avarathu samooga thondu :-)

Disclaimer : Indha extra build ellam unmai sambavangal alla! Chitharikkapattavai! :-)

12 comments:

  1. The right kind of news for a slow day at the office :)

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  2. Maran,
    So would you consider what am doing as social service to the millions of stressed out people? :)

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  3. ROTFL @ the "click to enlarge"... idhellam konjam overa illa!!!

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  4. Nithya,
    hehe....adhu summa sirippukkaga...unmaiyila naan romba nallavan hai :)

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  5. rendu naal'la semseter vechukittu mallika sherawat, lizhurley, pathi ninaichukittu iruntha eppadi..
    appuram 'balagurusamy' mela thappu solrathu..

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  6. Dai.. Romba mukiyam da.. :p Poi Sem exams kku padida..

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  7. Rasa,
    You for mistake! :)

    Avungala pathi me no think...google-la avungala pathi news come, adha appadiye thangal nalan karuthi blog-il poattaen, ambuttu dhaan :)

    Balaguruswamy-a thappu sollama eppadi! Pona vaatti en answer sheet xerox vangi paarthaen...16 mark answer-ku 4 marks 5 marks-nu poattu irukaanga! x( ... Ma'm kitta kondu poi kaetta, mark varanum dhaan aana varaliye appadinu sollaraanga..cha cha...Balagurusamy paechu vaendaam...pongi ezhunthiduvaen! :)

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  8. Vikki,
    Yeah yeah, adhu nadanthuttae irukku :) Idhu break time-la mattum dhaan inga etti paarkaraen dont worry :)

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  9. post nalla erruku...exammmuku padikariya ellaya....

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  10. Sophia,
    Padichuttae irukkaen :) begins tom :(

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  11. Anonymous10:29 PM

    Mallika Sherawat oru Ezhai ponnu, thuni vanga kasu illai atha poi kindal panraye!
    Too bad
    Jacky | 04.26.05 - 3:18 pm | #

    Gravatar Jacky,
    Adhu producers budget film-kaaga Mallika-va use pannikkaranga pa

    Naan complain-ey pannala...Mallika izhuthu poathikittu vantha paarka sahikkathu dhaan She has a monkey face
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 6:51 pm | #

    ada paavi...exam-kku padikkarennu sollittu kerchief vechu aaraiychiya pandra nee....idhellam paavum my son...
    Archana | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 7:09 pm | #

    Gravatar Archana,
    Exam ku padikka aaramicha naan saamiyaar aagiduvaena enna? Idhellam rathathil oori ponavai
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 7:13 pm | #

    The cotton plant, silk worm, sheep and thankful to Mallika Sherawat

    So are we.
    curses | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 9:56 pm | #

    Gravatar Curses,
    Nee dolphins kandu pudicha annilaenthu romba munneritta da!
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 10:23 pm | #

    Gravatar antha 4 kerchief kadhaiyahh sohlummm

    bookah tohradha kerchief parahkudohh? :pp
    visithra | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 7:43 am | #

    super!! Epadithaan exam time-la u can think about kerchief thingys..Great dude nee..
    Anyways,goodluck for ur exams..

    Curses..unakum Bestwishes..
    Prabhu | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 8:48 am | #

    vetti people,
    hey exam syllabus aavadhu ennanu theriyuma? mallika dress-um kerchief pathiyum pesariye...
    nee uruptaa madhiridhaan! poi padi!!!!
    vani | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:19 am | #

    Praveen,

    Oru mukkiyamana matter theriyuma? Mallika Sherawat kitta sarakku irukku kaatara. Adhula enna thappu

    Romba over aa malikka sherawat vambukku izhukkare. Venaam. Idhu nalladhukku illai. solliputten.
    F e r r a r i | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:20 am | #

    Aanaalum F e r r a r i kku romba thaan kobam varudhu
    Vikkki | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:25 am | #

    pinna enna vikkki. eppo paathalum ivaLa pathiye pesaraan.
    Evlo heroines irukaanga. Indha TV la magaLir nigazhchi nadathara lakshmi, khushbhoo, suhasini. IvangaLa ellam galatta panlaam la.

    Illai paithikaari madhiri overacting panra jothika va galatta pannalaam.

    Illai TV serial la azhudhu ellarayum azha vakkira devayanai pathi nakkal pannalaam

    illai udita goswami, koyna mitra, amrita arora isha gopikar ivangaLa ellarum panra dakalti velai pathi sollalaam.

    Adha ellathayum vittutu eppo paathalum mallika

    abirami abirami
    F e r r a r i | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 11:47 am | #

    Gravatar Ferari : amma rombeh serial pahkurangehlo???
    visithra | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 1:19 pm | #

    Prav,
    Ennakimey aduthavanga line la cross pannathey!

    Jacky | 04.27.05 - 4:42 pm | #

    Gravatar Visithra,
    Last sem-laenthu naan ezhuthi paarthu padikkaraen theriyuma, avalo nalla pullai naan Textbook thurantha mostly thookkam varum, indha veyyil-la enga thoonga, so edho padippaen

    That kerchief dialogue enakku romba pudichathu, adhaan adikkadi blog-la use pannuvaen, kandukka pdaathu
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:10 pm | #

    Gravatar Ferrari,
    Neenga en blog-in noakkathai purinthu kollavillai

    Adhavathu Mallika Cannes film festival-la dress pannitu varatha neenga yaarum miss pannida koodathu-nu samudhaaya akkarai-oda senja blogu idhu, naandhaan Mallika thondu vaazhga-nu solli irukkaeney
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:11 pm | #

    Gravatar Prabhu,
    Thanks for the wishes

    And exam time-a irundha enna, adhu Vadivel Manathai Thirudivittai-la sonna dialogue-a dhaaney suttu poattu irukkaen, thinkings thevai padala...kutti blog dhaan idhu
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:12 pm | #

    Gravatar Vani,
    Endra solli poatta neeeyiiii

    Syllabus ellam mundha naethi vaangi padikka aaramichuttaen theriyuma, ennai sabikkatha di, exam adhuvuma, paavam unnai vanthu saerum solli puttaen

    Aana oru matter theriyuma unakku....this sem and last sem kashta pattu portions complete panni answer ellam ezhuthi paarkaraen...last sem % evalo theriyuma? 70%

    Adhukku munnadi exam-ku mundhina naal friend-ku phone panni portions kaeppaen...annikku dhaan textbook vaanguvaen! and appuram padichu evalo % theriyuma? 77, 78, 80%

    Idhulaenthu unakku enna theriyuthu
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:15 pm | #

    Gravatar Vikki,
    Avar romba baathikka pattu irukkaru...phone panni vaera sonnaru theriyuma
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:16 pm | #

    Gravatar Jacky,
    No cross pa, naanum same line-la dhaan irukkaen, enna pathi u no know?
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 10:16 pm | #

    mallika purusan olunga irundhirundha ava yen ipdi ketu pora
    prabz | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 2:18 am | #

    Gravatar Hehehe vehyil padihpa?? Naduhthu nadhuthu

    seri kerchief patha kanna mudikirehnn okvaa?? :pppp
    visithra | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 8:19 am | #

    Ash - Wore a torn piece.!! LOL Welcome to fashion Western style my friend.!!

    Mallika - I am glad we have actresses like this in India..!! And like you said..!! some might even thank her ( Like the cotton plant..etc.)
    Anonymous | 04.28.05 - 8:28 am | #

    Gravatar Prabz,
    Mallika-va samaadhana padutha neenga ready-nu solreengala?

    Inga pics of Mallika and Liz Hurey irundhuchu ... Ferrari office-la paarkaravangalukku kashtam-nu sonnathunaala adha delete pannitaen...neenga justu missu

    But u know what...Mallika has given an interview saying that she is a virgin
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 9:51 am | #

    Gravatar Visithra,
    Mallika Sherawat paartha kanna mudipeengala?
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 9:52 am | #

    Gravatar Anonymous,
    Changing Indian clothes to western style is that easy isnt it...after sufficient tearing u get the latter

    Mallika-vai ulagamey potruthu, nammalum potruvom
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 9:54 am | #

    Gravatar Mallikaveh nah edhuku pahkurehnn, pathu prava ungehla pahkannumnu msg sohlirehnn okva )))
    visithra | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 1:35 pm | #

    Gravatar plugu

    Nee stand up comedy'kku aaalu pa.

    Interviewer : 4 pieces snot enuf! You say just for jetty?
    Mallika : No, no, never! You for mistake! I say full dress. -- LOL

    unnoda creativity'kku alave illama poitu iruku
    kay | Homepage | 04.29.05 - 1:10 pm | #

    Gravatar Nee stand up comedy'kku correctaaana aaalu pa.

    Intha correctaaana word'aa pona comment'la miss panniten...CIMT vaalga
    kay | Homepage | 04.29.05 - 1:11 pm | #

    Gravatar Visithra,
    Ya ya, enna pathi pugazhnthu naalu vaarthai solli veinga nallavan vallavan-nu
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.30.05 - 1:15 am | #

    Gravatar Kay,
    Adhu Vadivelu adicha dialogue, neenga avara paaratunga

    CIMT vaazhga!
    Praveen | Homepage | 04.30.05 - 1:16 am | #

    Gravatar Very hilarious ...
    Jagan | Homepage | 05.01.05 - 8:06 am | #

    Gravatar Appadi neenga oruthar dhaan poi padi sollala, thankoo
    Praveen | Homepage | 05.01.05 - 10:14 am | #

    Nee mattum cable tv operator aana daily mallika padam potruve. Colony pasangalku jaali
    * | 05.02.05 - 9:05 pm | #

    Gravatar *,
    Ungalukku jolly-nu sollama yaen suthi valaikkareenga
    Praveen | Homepage | 05.08.05 - 12:32 pm | #

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