Saniyan - Part 2

Read Part 1 here

Due to IP constraints, I guess you guys get free pass for this show. Probably try paying for the tickets by ONLY ONE amukks. IP different-a irundha laabam dhaan. Edhukku viduvaaney? :-)

Continue to story...


Kambi goes running to the Saneeswaran kovil nearby. "Kumaran VII B", "Selvi X A"-nu already sevuru-la kirukki thalli irundhudhu. Sevuthula kirukka idam illai. Kambi is on his way home, dejected. He stops at Nair kadai 0n the way.

Kambi : Nair, sooda edhavathu kodunga.
Nair : Kolli kattai irukku vaenuma?
Kambi : Vilayadatheenga Nair...kudikka edhavathu kodunga.
Nair : Aamam, nee periya Sania Mirza, un kooda vilayaadittaen. Indha kudi.
Kambi : Indha tea-il niram, suvai, dhidam edhuvumae illai!
Nair : Naaye, adhu tea-ey illa, coffee.
Kambi : Nair kadai-na vazhakkama tea dhaaney irukkum?
Nair : Oasi-la kudichuttu naaye logic pesariya, mooditu kudi da.
Kambi : Enakku indha coffee vaendaam.
Nair : Yaen?
Kambi : Enakku pidikkala.
Nair : Dei free-a kodutha phenyl-a kudikkara case nee..unakkaga ARR BGM poattu Leo Coffee-a kodukka mudiyum? Vaenaamna poda.
Kambi : Cha...ingayum madhippu illa namakku.

Seri naama pesaama veetukku poi thalai-la thanni kottikalaam-nu Kambi goes home.

Amma : Ennada Kambi ummm-nu irukka?
Kambi : Onnum illa.
Amma : Manasula enna Narasimha Rao-nu nenappa unakku? Sirichu thulaiyaen.
Kambi : Complain panna mudiyala ma.
Amma : Yaen?
Kambi : Anga sevuthula already niraya paer kirukki irukaanga ma.
Amma : Moothevi, Saneeswaran kovil sevuru-na appadi dhaan irukkum, nee complain panna vara-nu distemper-a adichu veppaanga?
Kambi : Avangaloda complaints ellam naan eppadi ma azhikkarthu? Thappu illiya?
Amma : Dei avanga enna FIR-a ezhuthi vechu irukaanga. Summa ellarum kirukkina maadhiri neeyum kirukkaen da, yaen ippadi uyira vaangara?
Kambi : Irundhalum adhu seri illa.
Amma : Appo naalaikkum thalai-la thanniya oothikka poriya? Seruppala adippaen. Mariyaathaiya poi kirukkitu va.

Kambi goes back to the temple. Irukkara kari thool vechu he registers all the complaints and comes back home hoping for justice to be done.

Graphics use panni edhaavathu vidhai kaamchu oru 50 lakhs spend panni inga shot-a cut pannarom, to maintain suspense.

Nextu scene..

Man : Yaaru nee?
Saniyan : Saniyan.
Man : Unakku enna vaenum?
Saniyan : Nee dhaan vaenum.
Man : Aaha...avana nee!!
Saniyan : Chi....Yaenda car-a niruthala?
Man : Naan enna traffic constable-a vara pora car ellam nirutharthukku?
Saniyan : Un car-a andha periyavar adi pattapo yaen niruthala?
Man : Niruthanum-nu sattam edhuvum illiye..
Saniyan : Oho...sattam irundha dhaan ungalukkellam manidhaavimanam, irakkam ellam varuma?
Man : Dei director punch dialogue pesa sonnar-nu ippadi esakku pesakka kelvi kaekka koodathu.
Saniyan : Sollu da. Yaen vandi-a niruthala?
Man : Phone panni kaettu sollava?
Saniyan : Naan inga Kaun Banega Crorepati-a nadathittu irukkaen, solluda kammanatti.
Man : Dei road-la pora aayiram vandi-a vittutu enna mattum yaenda indha naatham pudicha edathula vechu torture pannara?
Saniyan : Indha question out of syllabus. Bunker sir script-la illa.
Man : Ippo ennandra nee?
Saniyan : Unna kolai panna poraen.
Man : Un paechukku adhuvae paravala....please konnudu!

Saniyan takes him to shooting spot of Perarasu and pushes him into the sets where Captain is doing a fight scene. Captain solti solti kick kodukkara scene-la slip aagi ivan maela vizhundhu the guy dies on the spot. Saniyan leaves a clue on the spot of the murder for police to investigate.

M M T I T A A A N K

Next Saniyan goes to Nair kadai...

Nair : Yaar nee?
Saniyan : Ellarayum poga sollu.
Nair : En kadai enna Vani Mahal size-laya irukku. Irukkarthu orey bench, idhula 1000 customers okkantha maadhiri-na pesara nee?
Saniyan : That's better.
Nair : Dei nee loose-a? Illa loose maadhiri nadikkariya? Naan enna sollaraen, nee enna sollara?
Saniyan : Un paeru enna?
Nair : Tea Kadai vechirukkara en paeru enna Vladimir Putin-na irukkum, Nair dhaan.
Saniyan : Yaenda Kambi-ku seriyaana tea kodukkala?
Nair : Neeyuma da? Adhu coffee da dei, ippadi ethana paeru da kelambi irukeenga?
Saniyan : Anju paisa thirudina thappa?
Nair : Thappu illa.
Saniyan : Anju kodi paer dhinamum anju kodi thadava anju anju paisa thirudina?
Nair : Baby Anju-ku kuzhandhai pirakkum
Saniyan : Ennathu??
Nair : Pinna enna da..kolai panna vanthuttu maths class-a edukkara?
Saniyan : Sollu thappa illiya?
Nair : Thappu-na enna pannuva, thappu illa-na enna pannuva?
Saniyan : Eppadiyum kolai dhaan pannuvaen.
Nair : Pinna ennathukku periya Sidhartha Basu maadhiri quiz nadathi GK test pannitu irukka? Edavathu green-a thittida poraen!

Saniyan pushes him inside veneer gunda and closes the lid. Another jumble for the police..

A A N T R H I

Nextu break wire manufacturer...

Man : Hmmmm
Saniyan : Yaen brake wire arunthu poachu?
Man : Hmmm
Saniyan : Enna da mukkara?
Man (biting the plaster off) : Thu...vai-la plaster poattu kaetta nimbal eppadi bathil sollaraan?
Saniyan : Ippo sollu.
Man : Nimbal yaaru? Abdul Kalam maadhiri mudi vechirukkuthu?
Saniyan : Saniyan.
Man : Nimbalki inna vonum?
Saniyan : Yaen tharam illatha break wire thayar panna?
Man : Nimbal yaen adhu loosu maadhiri vaanginaan?
Saniyan : Naan cutsomer
Man : Naan manufacturer. Adhukku nimbal inna panna sollaraan?

Saniyan ties his mouth and leaves bambaram in his thoppul which is picturised beautifully by Bunker. Aani kuththi septic aagi seththu poidaraan andha aal. Indha kolai-ku clue...

N N P D A I A A

To be continued...

PS : Planning to end it in probably a couple of more parts. Do let me know if you can tolerate it. Illa-na ingaye "Kadhai thiraikkathai vasanam direction Bunker"-nu board poattuduvaen :-)

PPS : Thanks for the ticket rates! You guys paid me around $2 for the first part alone :-)