New Film Poojai

Gajananam bhoodha ghanaathi sevitham

kabhitha jamboo palasara pakshitham

umaasutham sokha vinaasakaranam

namaami vigneswara paadha pankajam

*ting ting ting ting* (mani adichings)

Start Meejik. . .

Starring


Tea.R as Hairy Potter


Gabtun as Alagesa Goundore


Sombhu as Kundalakesi


9thara as Manthagini


S.J. Soriya as Lord Labakku Das/Adhaan-Unakku-Theriyumae/Iruttu Raasa

Introduction - Pozhacha Pulla
*Rasathi Kuppam. Raathiri velai. Purushan sarakku adichu flat. Ponjaathi purushan adichu flat. All thoongings. Gumm iruttu. Thideernu oru moothra sandhu-la moonu uruvam repeat aavudhunga. Rendu aamblingo and oru pombley - Alagesa Goundore, Makku Munima and Pakkiri. Pakkiri kai-la oru koindha*


Alagesa Goundore : Pakkiri, koindha inna aachu?
Pakkiri : Inga paarunga, en kai-la dhaan keethu.
Munima : Enna azhagu, ethanai azhagu!
Alagesa Goundore : Munima, kannadi poduma. Unakku magic theriyara alavukku kooda kannu theriyala.
Munima : Aiyiyo! Indha chinna vayasula ivalo mudi-a?
Pakkiri : Ashwini hair oil use pannuthu. Mudi kottarthu suthama ninnu poachu. Podugu thullai suthama illiyaam.
Alagesa Goundore : Endha aabathum illiye?
Pakkiri : Illinga. Naanum chinna vayasulaenthu adhaan use pannaraen.
Alagesa Goundore : Dei naan uyira pathi kaetta nee mayira pathi pesinu keera.
Pakkiri : Imbuttu velai senjirukkaen, idhu paeru innango?
Alagesa Goundore : Potter. Hairy Potter.
Pakkiri : Soakka keethu.
Munima : Mandai-la kodu keetha Pakkiri? Paathiya?
Pakkiri : Ah aan ma. Irunthichu. Aana theliva illa. Idho ippo dhaan oru topaz blade-a vaangi innum oru rendu keeru keeri vittirukkaen. Paarunga pakka-va keethu.
Munima : Appadi. Koindha safe inimae.
Alagesa Goundore : Lord Labakku Das innum saavala.


*Koindha and one letter-a oru gudisai vaasal-la vechuttu Goundore, Munima and Pakkiri appeat aagitaanga. Appala kaarthaala aavuthu*>


Veerabagu : Hey Pattani. Ingittu va. Koindha onnu keethu inga. Un jaadai-la keethu di. Mavale, inna panna nee?
Pattani : Seriyaana imsai ba nee. Letter keethu-la. Padicha piriya povuthu.
Veerabagu : Pre-KG la enakku letter reading ellam solli kodukkala ma.
Pattani : *reads letter* Aiyiyo. Idhu en thangaachi koindha-yaam.
Veerabagu : Enakku machinichi irukka-nu sollama sadhi panniteengaley di neeyum unga appanum.
Pattani : Enakku bayama keethu.
Veerabagu : Unna paatha naaney bayappadala. Andha koindhaya paathu nee yaen bayappadara?
Pattani : Aiye. En thangaachi Malli evano Siluvai-nu oruthana odi poi kalyanam kattikina. Adhunga rendum oru maadhiri.
Veerabagu : Appadina inna mey aachu?
Pattani : Indha Malli chinna vayasulaye bayangarama magic pannum. Rendu vayasulaye vandhu enga kanna pothittu "Malli kaanum!" appadinu rousu panni enga ellarayum aacharya pada vekkum.
Veerabagu : Oh! Ippo indha koindha yaen inga amchaanga?
Pattani : Idha yaaro Alagesa Goundore eluthina letter. Siluvai-um Malli-um mandai-a poataangalam. Koindha Hairy Potter namma kitta valakkanumnu vuttu poirukkan.
Veerabagu : Aiyayo. Namma payyan Dadhi-a enna panna?
Pattani : Namma paya paerukku yaetha maadhiriye dadhi. Edhukkum indha Hairy payala konjam thalli-ey veppom. Ivana thookki poatta andha Alagesan namma veetukku auto anuppuvaen-nu poattirukkan. Risku vaenaam.


Alagesa Goundore nencha maadhiri Hairy avan chithi Pattani gudisai-la valaruthu. Hairy padhukaappu romba mukkiyam. Lord Labaku Das-kae dikalty kodutha orey pulla Hairy dhaan. Labakku Das-ku inna aachu-nu yaarukkum theriyaathu. Sila paer solraanga romba tholavu-la irukkara oru kuppathula porukitu irukkaan appadinu. Aana aal ambael. Address-ey illa. Oorey thanni adichu gummalam. Orey kaaranam. Hairy Potter. Pozhacha Pulla.


Note : Maramando shelved and no idea when I am going to finish this one. But as always, let me hope! :)


Disclaimer : All names and characters are fictitious. Resemblence to any popular book is purely coincidental :D


PS : HP fans, edhuva irundhaalum pesi theethuppom, ok? :)

Maramando : Part 2

Read Part 1 Here

After having succesfully gilled one bad guy, Gabtun has to go home soon and decides to gatch an aaddo. He however had no idea that his jetty tag had been left at the grime zeen. Ordinary-a aaddo budicha Gabtun fans kova baduvaanga-nu, avungala blease banna Gabtun bulti adichu, kaathula baranthu boi oru running auto munnadi land aagi foo-nu oodhararu. Driver loses gondrol and stops the aaddo.

Continue reading Maramando . . .

Driver : Dei, auto vaenumna kai kaamchu nirutha maattiya?
Gabtun : En vazhi, thani vazhi!
Driver : Appo nadanthey po!!
Gabtun : Aaddo varuma varaatha?
Driver : Varaathu.
Gabtun : Enga enna baathu sollu, en ganna baathu sollu.
Driver : Indha iruttula nee theriyarthey periya matter, idhula specific-a un kannu ellam paaka mudiyaathu!
Gabtun : Meter-ku maela nooru roobai tharaen.
Driver : Nee okkantha auto-ve nasungidum, idhula nee kodukkara 100 roobai vechu naan enna Marutius-ku poi matter-a panna mudiyum?
Gabtun : 1000 roobai tharaen, varuviya?
Driver : Dei, enna da night time highways-la gujili-a koopdara maadhiri koopadra? Irundhaalum nee ivalo kenji kaekkarthaala naan varaen. Enga poganum?
Gabtun : Indha boto baar.
Driver : Idhula enna?
Gabtun : Nalla baar.
Driver : 1st Cross, Beasant Nagar-nu ezhuthi irukku. Adhukku enna?
Gabtun : Anga dhaan boganum.
Driver : Ada naathaari naaye, adha neeyae padichu sollarthukku enna? Indha yezhavukku oru colour photo veraya?
Gabtun : Enaggu Sort Tarm Memary Lass ba.
Driver : Oho. Adhu enna Beasant Nagar 1st cross, 2nd cross-nu?
Gabtun : Beasant Nagar-la motham 278 gross irukku, adhula mudhalavathu gross-a first gross-nu, rendavathu gross-a second gross-nu.....< Driver : No, no, never! Paavi, Short Term Memory Loss-la idhellam marakka maattiya da nee? Seri okkanthu thulai!

Gabtun reaches his house showing three other photos to the driver each of which contained one line of address including pin code. Driver-ku semma kaduppu. Enga vaai koduthu maatinduduvomo-nu bayathula he kept quiet. Gabtun meets the watchman in his abartment.

Gabtun : Neenga...?
Watchman : Abdul Kalam-oda right hand.
Gabtun : Enna??
Watchman : Pinna...light blue shirt and dark blue pant poattu, kai-la lathi and whistle-oda suththara naan enna US Ambassador-ava iruppaen? Watchman dhaan.
Gabtun : India-la motham...
Watchman : Neenga edhuvum pesa venaam. Unga veedu 2nd floor-la rendavathu veedu. Edhavathu help vaenumna enna please kooptudaatheenga. Pona vaaram dhaan kaathu operation pannirukaen. Unga kitta pesina uyirukku aabathu-nu doctor solli irukkar.

*Scene cut. Riyaz Khan is investigating about the jetty tag in Tirupur*

Riyaz : Inga Sudarmani-ngarthu?
Manager : Naan use pannara brand dhaan sir sollunga.
Riyaz : Adhu enga manufacture panreenga?
Manager : Sudarmani jetty-a Disney Land-laya manufacture pannuvaanga. Inga dhaan factory-la.
Riyaz : Unga factory-a naan suthi paakalama?
Manager : Sorry sir, adhukku warrant vaenum. Jetty-la naanga latest designs poattuttu irukkom, trade secret, veliya theriya koodathu.
Riyaz : Jetty-ey veliya theriyaathey! Perusa super-man-ku jetty thayarikkara maadhiri peethikkareenga?!
Manager : Irundhaalum adhu enga mudhalaali-oda order sir. Jetty-a kaatta mudiyaathu.
Riyaz : Appo atleast enakku unga customers pathi info kedaikuma?
Manager : Yes.
Riyaz : Neenga all sizes jetty produce pannareengala?
Manager : Ofcourse. Thevai patta tailor vechu thechu tharuvom!
Riyaz : 180cm-ku yaaravathu jetty vaangi irukaangala unga kitta?
Manager : One second sir, en database-a paathu sollaraen.
Riyaz : Oru naatham pudicha jetty-a thaeda oracle database-a? Idhellam too much-a illa?
Manager : Rendu paerukku dhaan sir thechirukkom.
Riyaz : Avunga paer and address vaenum.
Manager : First. Ganesa, Temple Elephant, Guruvayoor, Kerala.
Riyaz : Innonnu??
Manager : Vijay Munusamy, 1st Cross, Beasant Nagar, Chennai, TamilNadu.
Riyaz : Perfect! Avar photo irukkuma?
Manager : Inga dhaan sir irundhuchu, but ippo illa. Dhrishti pooshanikkai-la print panna bayangara demand irundhuchu. So avungalukku vithuttom. Oru oru pooshinikkai-kum engalukku royalty kidaikkum.
Riyaz : Oh. Ungalukku andha moonji gnabagam irukka?
Manager : No, daily kanavula vandhu bayamauruthuthu-nu maranthuttaen!
Riyaz : But 180cm jetty-na adhu kandippa measure panni dhaan thechirupeenga, right?
Manager : Yes sir.
Riyaz : Appo andha tailor-a naan paaka mudiyuma?
Manager : Sure.
Riyaz : Konjam urgent.
Manager : Bathroom pakkathula dhaan irukku. Don worry, naanga cam ellam edhuvum fit pannala. Dheiriyama poitu vaanga.
Riyaz : Aiyyo, naan tailor-a seekiram paarkanum sonnaen sir.

*Manager informs over phone to bring the tailor. After 5 mins one man comes inside the room*

Tailor : May I come in sir?
Manager : Idhellam veliya ninnu kaekka vaendiya kelvi! Anyways ivar un kitta edho kelvi kaekkanumaam.
Riyaz : Vijay Munusamy-ku jetty thechathu neenga dhaana?
Tailor : Yes sir.
Riyaz : Avar face ungalukku gnabagam irukka?
Tailor : Yes sir. Urundai-a theenju pona paanai maadhiri moonji. Kunnakudi neththi pottu maadhiri red-a kannu. South Indian Amul Baby. Enna colour mattum konjam butter-la kari-a kalantha maadhiri irukkum.
Riyaz : Eppadi ivalo proper-a gnabagam vechirukeenga?
Tailor : Rendu inch tape idhu varaikkum vaera yaarukkum use pannathey illa.>
Riyaz : (shows the tag to the taior) Idhu avarthu dhaana?
Tailor : Kandippa sir. Idhula 180cm, Sudarmani-nu ezhuthinathu naan dhaan!
Riyaz : Thanks a lot! Indha case mattum naan solve pannina, ungalukku commisioner kitta solli puthu jetty vaangi tharaen. Bye!

*Riyaz Khan now starts towards Gabtun's house. Scene cut*

*Gabtun has now reached his house and looks into his room. Sevuru ellam kirukki irukku, oru map maadhiri...to "find im and gill im"..Desk full-a naraya snaps...velakkari photo, thoattakaari photo, paalkaari photo appadinu Gabtun-ku yega patta figure contacts. Gabtun adhellam uththu paarthu konja neram sight adikkaraaru, giving romantic looks and biting his theenju pona lips. Appuram Gabtun udambula kuththi irukkara pachai ellam padichu, adhula irukkara instructions follow banna try bannaraar. But avar skin colour-ku kuththina pachai oru yezhavum kannukku therila. So udambula torch light adichu onnu onna padikkaraaru. Gabtun thodai-la oru message "Save Here" appadinu. So Gabtun starts saving there, and adha sutheevara save panna oru 3 hrs aaguthu. Riyaz Khan meanwhile slowly enters the room and he sees Gabtun shaving the thodai. Gabtun-a paarthu bayanthu poi, orama he sits telling Sashti Kavasam and waiting for Gabtun to be done with it. Methuva Gabtun pakkama poi oru kattai-aala Gabtun mandai-la adikkaraaru. Kattai thool thool-a odanju poiduthu. Gabtun turns back and stares at Riyaz. Riyaz bayathula mayakkam boattu fallings*

*After sometime, Riyaz slowly opens his eyes and finds himself tied in a chair. Gabtun is sitting in front of him with a diary*

Riyaz : Enna pannara?
Gabtun : Naan en gathai solla boraen un kitta. Flasbak.
Riyaz : Adhukku edhukku enna katti vechirukka?
Gabtun : En kooda yaarum besave maataengraanga. Bayanthu odaraanga. Adhaan unna gatti vechiruggaen.
Riyaz : Karichettikku black paint adicha maadhiri oru moonji vechukittu irundha ellarum odaama enna pannuvaanga?
Gabtun : Enakkku enna guraichal?
Riyaz : Ellam jaasthi-a irukku, adhaan kurai!
Gabtun : Naan udambu kuraikka Exorcise bannaen. Aana use illa.
Riyaz : Udambu kuraikka pei verattiniya??
Gabtun : Chi chi. Udarpayirchi. Exorcise.
Riyaz : English varala-na vittu thulaiyaen! Adhu exercise!
Gabtun : Ogo. Seri ippo gathai gaelu nee.
Riyaz : Dei nee dhaan irutta irukka, atleast veetla light-aavathu poattu vidu da, bayama irukku!
Gabtun : Su. Besaama gathai gaelu.

*Gabtun opens the diary*

To be continued...

PS 1 : Public Service ads running-naala no ticket charges this time. Besides this is the second version of Part 2 I've written. Touch vittu poachu! So, free show

PS 2 : I shall be more regular henceforth, provided no more sodhanais come my way. Padu mattamaana 2006! Aappu maela aapu vechings!

Maramando : Part 1

Buratchi Kalaignar Gabtun

and

'Kutti yaanai' 9thara

in

Maramando
. . . the unbreakable head

Continue Reading Part 1

Joom sot into Vaaniyambadi Dr. Babar Kausar's Chittukuruvi Legyam Research Institute. Background ellam oru effect-kaaga blue-a irukkum, adhukkaga idha blue film edukkara edam-nu nenachudatheenga. Sutheevara orey test tubes and beakers. Adhaavathu ippadi ellam vecha oru oru research centre-aam. Nadoola namma doctor final year students-ku lecture kodukkaraaru . . .

Doctor : Brain is the most important part of the human body. Udambin mukkiyamaana paguthi moolai. It controls our sense. Namma unarchigal ellam moolai dhaan kattupaduthum.
Gumitha : Sir, neenga yaen Balachander padathula vara maadhiri English dialogue-a tamil-la translate pannitae irukeenga?
Doctor : Konjam moodittu irukkaya nee? 1 hr lecture kodunga-nu Principal sollitaaru, andha alavukku vishayam theriya vaendaama enakku?!
Gumitha : Sorry sir.
Doctor : So, as I was saying, the brain of an average man weighs about 2 kgs. Saraasari manidha moolai-in edai 2 kgs.
Gumitha : Sir idhu Chanakya pada trailer laenthu dhaaney copy adicheenga?
Doctor : Oh, neeyum andha trailer-a paathutaya?
Gumitha : Ada, adhula naan vaai-la veral-a vechundu dancey aadi irukkaen sir!
Doctor : Karmam nee dhaana adhu? Padikkartha thavira ellam pannu!
Gumitha : Next enna 95% of the human brain is filled with oxygen-a?
Doctor : Inga naan doctor-a illa nee doctor-a!
Gumitha : Oh neenga doctor-a? Sollave illa!
*bell rings*
Doctor : Nallavae-la bella adichuduchu. After class hours enna question ellam kaettu disturb pannarthu enakku pidikkathu. Naan en room-ku poraen, thank you!

*scene cut to library*

Friend : Namma final year project pannanum-la?
Gumitha : Aamam andha yezhavu vaera irukku.
Friend 2 : Inimae daily kaarthala 6-ku ezhunthu lets work on it di.
Gumitha : Kaalankaarthala ezhunthu panna adhu enna margazhi maasa bajanai-a?
Friend 2 : Unakku ippadi dhaan seriousness-ey kedayathu. Udambu vecha aandavan unakku moolai-a vekkala!
Gumitha : Adangu nee. Seri endha topic-la pannalam?
Friend : Marma saamiyaarin inba leelaigal topic-la pannalama? Adhu namma instituion-oda chittu kuruvi legyam research-ku romba useful-a irukkum.
Gumitha : Idhu Pilot theater-la release aara padam title maadhiri irukku!
Friend : Appo neeyae idea kodu.
Gumitha : Edhavathu oru famous personality-oda moolai-a aaraichu pannuvoma?
Friend 2 : Like?
Gumitha : George Bush?
Friend : Adhu romba kashtam.
Gumitha : Yaen?
Friend : First avar moolai-a kandu pudikka oru visaaranai commision vekkanum. Adhu kandu pudichu appuram project pannarthukkulla Deve Gowda mandailaye mudi molachidum.
Gumitha : Ayyoda. Ippo enna paannarthu?
Friend : Hey indha case file paaru... Vijay Munusamy. Interesting-a irukku.

Friend 2 : Ayyo paavam. Accident case nenaikkaraen. Face paaru evalo mosama damage aagi irukku.
Gumitha : Chi, adhu avar original photo di!
Friend : Hey, va ippove doctor kitta poi permission vaangidalam.

*scene cut to staff room. only gumitha goes in, others wait outside*

Gumitha : Naanga final year project panna porom.
Doctor : Nee konjam gundu dhaan. Adhukkaga unnaye plural-la refer pannika vaendaam ma, its ok.
Gumitha : (turns around and sees none of her friends around) Aiyyo ulla vaanga di, en maanam poguthu.
Doctor : Evalo paer pannareenga?
Gumitha : 11 paer sir.
Doctor : Ithu enna cricket team-a? Oru team-la 3 paer dhaan ma.
Gumitha : Illa sir, gumbal-a panna konjam jolly-a irukkum.
Doctor : Gumbal-a edukka idhu enna kaavadi-a? Project ma.
Gumitha : Seri sir. Naanga indha Vijay Munusamy case-la dhaan project panna porom sir.
Doctor : (shocked) NO. Pona varushama ippadi dhaan avara naer-la interview edukkaraen paervazhi-nu ponaan oruthan. On the spot ear-laenthu bleed aagi seththu poitaan.
Gumitha : Ear bleeding-a?
Doctor : Aamam. Avar pathi unakku theriyaathu. Avar oru aeroplane maadhiri.
Gumitha : Appadina?
Doctor : Speech start pannarchae kaathula panju vecha, adhu niruthara varaikkum edukka koodathu.
Gumitha : Edutha?
Doctor : Adhey panja mookula vechukka vaendiyathu dhaan!
Gumitha : Please sir. Romba interesting-a irukku sir.
Doctor : No, indha project-ku ungalukku permission kodukka maaten.
Gumitha : Seri sir, indha project dhaan illa. Atleast avar-oda problems ellam sollunga sir therinjukkarom.
Doctor : Avarukku aayiram prechanai irukkum. Adhellam en kitta vandhu solla naan enna Aunt Agony column-a nadatharaen!
Gumitha : Aiyo illa sir. Avaroda medical condition pathi sollunga.
Doctor : Oh adhuva. He is suffering from Short Term Memory Loss.
Gumitha : Gnabaga marathi-nu sollungalaen!
Doctor : Chi moodhevi. Idhu oru vyaadhi. 15 mins dhaan edhuva irundhalum gnabagam irukkum.
Gumitha : Enna kodumai sir idhu?
Doctor : Avar thalai-la yaaro balama irumbu rod-aala adichutaanga.
Gumitha : Appuram?
Doctor : Adhukku adutha naal Army leave vuttu ellarukkum chocolate ellam koduthaanga.
Gumitha : Oh avalo periya manushana avar... Seri, adhu enna sir vyaadhi Dang Dwist?
Doctor : Adhu for example, nee "toilet poitu varaen" appadinu en kitta eppadi solluva?
Gumitha : Naan toilet porathu yaen sir unga kitta sollanum! Enakku ennavo doubt-aave irukku. Doctor, unga nick name Prakash illaye?
Doctor : Aiyyo, oru example-ku sonnaen, sollu, eppadi solluva.
Gumitha : Toilet poitu varaen sir, appadinu solluvaen.
Doctor : Adhu avarala mudiyaathu. "Doilet Boitu Varaen Zir" abbadi...chi...appadinu dhaan solluvar avar.
Gumitha : Oh avarukku P seriya varaatha?
Doctor : Ennama asingama pesara!
Gumitha : Iyyo, alphabet sir.
Doctor : Oh, adhuva. Aaamam. Avarukku tongue konjam ullukkula sozhatti sozhatti indha vyaadhi vandhiduchu. Adhaan paeru Dang Dwist.
Gumitha : Ippo avar enga sir irukkaru?

*scene cut*

Oru door breakings and adhulaenthu dhoosi ellam kalambi one person fallings. Gabtun face-a joom panni kaattarom.
Bad Guy : Naan appove sonnaen-la?
Vijay : Ennathu?
Bad Guy : Door maela saayaatha, thaangaathu-nu sonnaeney, kaettaya?
Vijay : India-la moththam 4 kodi gathavu irukku. Adhula paint adicha gatahavin ennaikkai 3 kodi. Varnish bannatha gathavin ennikkai 1 kodi. Indha gathava dhaappa boattu matter bannavanga 1 kodiye 2 latchathi 17 aayiram baer. Dhaappa bodaama matter bannavanga 2 kodiye 4 latcham baer. Matter bannartha etti baarthathu naan oruthan dhaan da! Arricane-a irundhaalum seri, buyal-a irundhaalum seri, indha Vijay baer-a kaetta dhirumbi gadalukkae boidum!
Bad Guy dies on the spot.
Vijay : Dei, naan innum dialogue solli mudikkala, elunthuru da!

Vijay oru paper cutting vechu seththu ponavan face-um andha paper-la irukkara face-um match aagutha appadinu nalla checkings. Appuram adha photo eduthuttu he writes "Saapter Glose" and walks off as if nothing happened.

Police (Riyaz Khan) come to the scene and investigate. The villain (Lakshman) also comes with all his adiyaal to survey the scene. Riyaz benda down and checks everywhere and with one kuchi he nondifies one small bit of evidence.

Riyaz : Indha oru evidence pothum, avana seekiram pudichuduvaen!
Lakshman : Appadi enna evidence?
Riyaz : Idhu paarunga... (he shows a small tag with the number 180 written on it)
Lakshman : Ennathu idhu? Token-a?
Riyaz : Illa, pin pakkam paarunga Sudarmani appadinu ezhuthi irukku. So idhu kolaikaaran-oda jetty size-a dhaan irukkanum!
Lakshman : 180 cms-a? Appadi!
Riyaz : Correct, adhaan main clue. Normal-a kadai-la 105 cms size varaikkum dhaan jetty vipaanga. 180 cms-na kolaigaaran naera Tiruppur factory-la dhaan order panni irukkanum!
Lakshman : Brilliant inspector!
Riyaz : Jetty-la enna brilliant vaendi kedakku? Avan en kitta vasamaa maatikittan! Poraen, innikkae Tiruppur poi complete-a visaarikkaraen!

To be continued . . .

P.S. : Ticket rates one Google amukks ellarum pichai podunga

Maramando : Trailer

Click pic to enlarge

A.R. Mottaboss Presents

MARAMANDO


Cast
Gabtun as Vijay Munusamy
9-thara as Alpana
Gumitha as Chatra


Music
Zolufis Xamiyaj
(Pronounced : Harris Jeyaraj)

"Sir, naan Vijay Munusamy case-la project panna poraen"
"Onnum thevai illa, pesaama Mudumalai poi rest edu!"
"Atleast andha case-a pathi explain pannunga sir"
"Sorry ma, enakku 15 mins maela edhuvum gnabagam irukkarthu!"


"Enga sir poganum?"
"Veetukku"
"Endha veetukku?"
"India-la motham 2579 crore veedunga irukku, adhula 1267 crore veetukku asian baints adichirukaanga..."
"Sir, sir 15 mins aagiduchu, please idhellam maranthudunga sir!!"


"En baeru Vijay. Vijay Munusamy. Naan blane-laenthu erangina, en binnadi naalu baer varuvaanga"
"Without-la travel panna appadi dhaan!"


"Naan Vijay Munusamy-a love pannala paaa!!"
"Neeyae avana love pannati, vaera yaar pannuva?!"
"Avana manushan love pannuvaana?!"
"So nee dheiriyama pannalam!"


"Alpana naan US boraen"
"Uzhavar Sandhai dhaaney? Poitu va"
"Illa illa Unided Sdades of Ameriga"
"Oor paerey vaai-la nuzhaiyala unakku, nee anga pona seruppala adichu thiruppi anuppuvaanga, pessama ingaye kada!"


"En Alpana-va kolai pannavan moonji en kannu munnadiye irukku"
"Moodhevi, edhurlaye ninna kannu munnadi dhaan irukkum!"

See Was Gilled

See Is Gone

Find Im and Soot Im

Coming soon to a blog near you!! :-)

Disclaimer : All characters are fictitious. Any resemblences are supposedly coincidental

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PS 1 : Me hopes to write this as a series starting from next week :-)

PS 2 : And with this post I celebrate this blog's first anniversary! I have tried on so many occasions in the past to cook up a serious blog, but have never been succesful! Lets see if I succeed in the coming year

Thanks to all you guys!!

Jetty Jaya

National Zoologic Presents

A.N. Urai's

JETTY JAYA

Starring
Chimp(u) and Vaazhakka

Music
Evan Shankar Kooja

A Chinna Karadi film

"Yaaru neenga?"
"Jetty Jaya"
"Jaya-ngarthu unga paeru, Jetty-ngarthu neenga padichu vaangina pattama?"

"Naan kaththi edutha kolai pannama keezha vekka maataen"
"Adhaan safety-ku jetty-la sorugi vechirukkiya?"
"Dei enna pathi unakku seriya theriyaathu"
"Therinjukkanum-nu aasaiyum padala"

"Last-la yaaru firstu varaanga-ngarthu dhaan mukkiyam"
"Ippo firstu enakku bathroom varuthu, nee last-a po"

"Indha Jetty Jaya paera kaetta chinna kuzhandhai kooda azhum"
"Ippadi poochandi maadhiri irundha appadi dhaan azhum"

"Dei naan saadharnamaana manushan illa da"
"Nee manushaney illa!"
"Yaar kitta pesittu irukka theriyuma unakku?"
"Road orama sandai podara naayi, Osama Bin Laden range-ku build up vidara nee?"
"Jaya da, Jetty Jaya"
"Indha onnaekaalana paerukku echo effect vaeraya?"

Coming soon to another blog near you :-)

Disclaimer : Characters in this film are purely fictional. Close resemblence to this is purely accidental :-)

Saniyan - Part 5

Read Part 4 here

Vandhi is thrown into the fire by Kambi. He starts jumping up and down in joy. Idhukku dhaan ivalo naal kashta pattaan. And indha oru scene kaaga Sharmila Tagore kitta recommendations panni Kambi-ku National Award vaangi kodukka naama ellam sincere effort edukkanum. Ok-va?

Saniyan Concluded...

Kambi is taken to psychiatrist Geyser.

Geyser : Eppadi irukeenga Kambi?
Kambi : Seri-a irundha inga varathukku naan enna loosa?
Geyser : ha ha ha.
Kambi : Edhukku sirikkara nee?
Geyser : Good joke.
Kambi : Naan serious-a sollaraen da vennai!
Geyser : Ok, ok relax.
Kambi : Varachey relaxed-a dhaan vandhaen, nee dhaan over-a tension pannara.
Geyser : Ippo namma session aaramikkalama?
Kambi : Ashes tour nadakkara effect-a kodukkara nee, oru iththu pona chakram suththum, adhu uththu paartha thalai valikkum, idhukku paeru session-a?
Geyser : Technical-a naanga appadi dhaan solluvom.
Kambi : Over-a pesina stethescope-aalaye adippaen. Doctor-a latchanama treatment-a start pannu nee, un technical yezhavu ellam thevai illai enakku.
Geyser : Ippo naama enna panna porom theriyuma?
Kambi : Un kooda enna da appa amma vilayaata vilayada mudiyum? Appove sonnaen lady doctor kitta kootittu ponga-nu, andha saniyan pudicha Vandhi-a paartha indha kannukku ellamey figure maadhiri dhaan theriyum.
Geyser : Naama ippo treatment-a start pannalama Mr. Kambi?
Kambi : Idhukku maelayum delay panna Saniyan-a vandhu seruppala adippaen, seekiram.
Geyser : Anga onnu suththuthu paarunga, adhai nalla uththu paarunga.
Kambi : Adhu enna Trisha kulikkara scene-a uththu paarka?
Geyser : Kelvi kaekkama paarunga Mr. Kambi. Relax. Ippo ungalukku thookam varuthu.
Kambi : Varaliye.
Geyser : Ippadi ellam pesa koodathu, varuthu-nu sollunga.
Kambi : Varuthu.
Geyser : That's good, ippo dhaan treatment velai seyyuthu.
Kambi : Dei arivuketta moodhevi doctor, enakku urgent-a varuthu da. Un onneykaalana treatment-ku idhu dhaan varuthu.
Geyser : Mr. Kambi, neenga ippo thoongiye aaganum, illaena kattai-aala adichu thoonga veppaen.

Kambi vera vazhi illama chu chu adakkindey thoonga poitaan.

Geyser : Ippoungalukku vayasu 2, ippo enna pannitu irukeenga?
Kambi : 2 vayasula enna koththanaar velai-a paarthuttu iruppaen, bommai vechuttu vilayaaditu irukkaen.
Geyser : Seri seri, ippo ungalukku vayasu 5, ippo enna pannreenga?
Kambi : UKG-la en pakkathula irukkara ponnu thodai pudichu killitu irukkaen.
Geyser : Andha vayasulaye ungalukku kaama unarchi jaasthiya?
Kambi : Yaen nee andha vayasula enna Pope aandavar-aava irundha? Mooditu adutha vayasukku po.
Geyser : Ippo ungalukku vayasu 10, ippo enna pannitu irukeenga?
Kambi : Papa poatta thaappa book padichuttu irukkaen. J.K. Bowling ezhuthina children's special book adhu.
Geyser : Ippo 12 vayasu, enna pannitu irukkeenga?
Kambi : First time Vandhi en veetukku vandha. Ava thalai mudi adjust pannarchae avala naan close-up la paarthaen.
Geyser : Appuram enna aachu?
Kambi : Moonu naal kulir joram. Veppalai adichu dhaan cure pannanga.
Geyser : Ippi 14 vayasu, enna pannitu irukeenga?
Kambi : Azhuthuttu irukkaen.
Geyser : Yaen?
Kambi : En akka, en akka.
Geyser : Unga akka-ku enna? Avunga romba buthisaali-a? Speech ellam kodupaangala?
Kambi : Chi bayangara makku ava. Speech koduppa kaekka aal dhaan irukkathu.
Geyser : Avunga enna pannanga?
Kambi : Enna azha vittutu Jothi theater-la padam paarka poita.
Geyser : Neenga enna paneenga?
Kambi : 18 patti rules padi avala cooum-la thalli kolai pannitaen.

Kambi athirchi-la wakes up in a fit and says "Ennikkumae enna yaarum madhichathu illa". Geyser goes and explains the incident to Kambi's mother.

Geyser : Unga payyanukku MPD.
Amma : Endha thoguthi?
Geyser : MP illa ma, MPD, mulitple personality disroder.
Amma : Ivanoda oru personality-ey ennala thaanga mudiyala, idhula indha naadhari avatharam vaera edukkutha, thodappakattai-aala rendu poatta seri aagidum.
Geyser : No no no, idhula avar enna pannaraar-nu avarukku theriyaathu.
Amma : Eppo seriya pogum?
Geyser : 1 vaaram aagalam, 1 maasam aagalam, yaen oru varusham kooda aagalam.
Amma : Eppo vaena seriyaagum-ngartha periya lord maadhiri sollariya nee? Indha yezhava solla dhaan 5 varusham MBBS padichiya nee?
Geyser : Naan ippo dhaan Vendhan's All Pass tutorial vazhiya 10th std pass panna try pannitu irukkaen.
Amma : Ada paavi, Geyser Poly Clinic-nu nenachu board paarthu ulla vandhaen, adhu Geyser Poli Clinic-a?
Geyser : Aamam. Numerology padi Poli-a Poly-nu poattu irukkaen.
Amma : Pinna MBBS padichaen-nu sonniye?
Geyser : Padichaeney, MBS ellam LKG-laye padichuttaen.
Amma : Ada paavi, ippo en payyan-oda gathi?
Geyser : Bunker sir script padi inimae Homo vara maatan. Yaena Vandhi sethu poita.
Amma : Appo Saniyan?
Geyser : Adhu avana mathavanga madhicha dhaan undu. Unfortunately adhu not possible.

*Cut Scene*

Vivek and Prakash Raj Saneeswaran kovil-ku poi sight adichuttu irukaanga.

Vivek : Sir indha sevuthula paarunga, ennavo irukku.
Prakash Raj : Summa iru naan figure sight adichuttu irukkaen.
Vivek : Illa sir, edho kirukki irukku.
Prakash Raj : Saneeswaran kovil sevuru-la pinna Picasso painting-a irukkum. Disturb pannatha da naaye.
Vivek : Idhula seththu ponavanga paer ellam irukku. Enakku ennavo ivan dhaan-nu thonuthu.
Prakash Raj : Ivana eppadi pudikka?
Vivek : Idhu therinja naan yaen constable-a irukkaen?
Prakash Raj : Yosichu sollu, unakku promotion vaangi tharaen.
Vivek : Ungalukkey promotion-a vazhiya kaanum, idhula recommendation vaeraya?
Prakash Raj : Indha kai ezhuthu naan paarthirukkaen engayo.
Vivek : Enga sir?
Prakash Raj : Idhu un friend Kambi-oda kai ezhuthu?
Vivek : Eppadi sir avalo sure-a solreenga?
Prakash Raj : Bunker sir script-la dhaan ezhuthi irukkarey, idhu dhaan enakku clue-nu.
Vivek : Avan oru vethu vettu sir, avan panni irukka maataan.
Prakash Raj : Ennai enna sumba-nu nenachiya nee?
Vivek : Aamam.
Prakash Raj : Pannadai pannadai, un friend dhaan kolai pannathu, naan avana arrest panna poraen.
Vivek : Illa sir, Nehru Stadium-la first Kambi pesuvaan, appuram dhaan idhellam varum, script-a ozhunga padinga.
Prakash Raj : Bunker sir padam edutha azhagu paarthu impress aagi Heavychandran sir budget-a 26 crores-laenthu 26000 aakitaaru, Nehru stadium ellam book panna mudiyaathu, vaena un friend-a andha marathu adila pesa sollu.

*Scene cut*

Saniyan comes to the marathu adi. Moonji ellam paint adichuttu varaan.

Prakash Raj : Yaenda pichaikaaran Vandhi edutha maadhiri moonjila paint kotti irukka.
Saniyan : Maarvesham.
Prakash Raj : Idhu ellam enkitta sellathu, naan MS Paint-la rubber vechu un paint-a ellam azhichiduvan. Adhu podhum nee dhaan Kambi-nu prove pannarthukku.

Saniyan starts interacting with the crowd that has gathered there.

Saniyan : India yaen innum munnerala?
Crowd : Abdul Kalam porandha indha man-la unna maadhiri naadhari piranthathu naala dhaan.
Saniyan : Adhukku namma enna pannanum?

Crowd-laenthu oru person throws-a stone on Saniyan.

Saniyan : Ennai avamaana padutha neenga oru chinna kal-a unga kai-la eduthakkalam, idhaye naan oru periya paarangal-a thookki poatta adhu thappa?
*crowd claps*

Saniyan : Neenga ellam enna thappu panreenga theriyuma?
Man 1 : Avan un maela kal adikkanum-nu adikkama irukaan.
Man 2 : Avan azhugiya thakkali vechu, adhu un maela waste pannanuma yoschuttu irukkaan.
Man 3 : Avan muttai-a un maela adikkama Nagma thoppul-la omlette saapadnum-nu aasai padaraan.
Saniyan : Avan, avan, avan-nu solreengaley, neenga unga kadamai-a yaen seyyarthu illa? Neengalum omlette-ku yaen aasai padareenga?

Crowd-laenthu one person throws an egg on Saniyan. Crowd claps again.

Saniyan : Ennai yaen yaarum madhikka maataengreenga?
Crowd : Nee madhikka pada vaendiyavan illa da, midhikka pada vaendiyavan.

Crowd ellam Saniyan pakkathula odi, avana kolai panna try pannuthu. Aana Police ellam thaduthu Saniyan-a arrest pannidaraanga. Kambi-a court-la produce pannaranga dhandanai vaangi kodukka. Aana judge thalai-a sorinju paarthuttu onnum kodukkama muzhichuttu irukkaru. Kambi gavel-a eduthu judge mandai-la poattu kolai pannidaraan. So avan loose-nu decide panni avana Yervaadi-ku special treatment-ku anupparanga.

Idhu dhaan padathulaye highlight scene. Indha scene mattum illa-na, padam oru vaaram kooda odi irukkathu.

Geyser : Mr. Kambi relax.
Kambi : Innum indha dialogue-a maathavey illiya nee? Relax relax-nu solliye enna tension paduthara da nee.
Geyser : Chi vaaya moodu da kammanatti.
Saniyan : Kambi-a yaenda madhikka maataengara?
Kambi : Naan paavam.
Geyser : Rendu kural-la pesina bayanthiduvaena?
Saniyan : Kambi oru pullai poochi.
Geyser : Naan enna karapaanpoochi-na sonnaen?
Kambi : Achacho, enna indha edatha vittu veliya anuppidunga doctor, enakku bayama irukku.
Saniyan : Dei unakku dheiriyam irundha enna thittu da paarpom.
Geyser : $@#$%@#$^%$^#$^#$%$@$@#
Saniyan : Ennayum madhikkaliya nee, naan appo innoru personality-a split aaganum. Next meet pannaraen.

Adhukku appuram Saniyan varavey illa. Two years-ku Saniyan varaama irundha avana vidanum-nu andha seththu pona judge marana vaakkumoolam koduthuttu poitaaru. Adhunaala Kambi-a release pannidaraanga.

Amma : Enna da Kambi ippadi thuru pudichu poita...chi...thurumba elachu poita?
Kambi : Yervadi-la vaela velaikku special meals-a poduvaanga unakku?
Amma : Veetukku vaa, unakku nalla samachu podaraen.
Kambi : Ayyo naan Yervadi-kae poraen.

Thamizh cinema last scene-la indha maadhiri mokkai comedy panni andha frame-la irukkaravanga ellam sandhoshama sirippu varaama siripaanga. Namma padam commercial padam-a, adhaan andha element ellam saethirukkaen.

Amma and Kambi go back to Chennai from Yervadi. Appo train-la Kambi sees the Jothi theater projector boy...Kambi padam paarka porachey, bit saerkaatha andha projector boy. Kambi-ku romba naal kovam ivan maela. He is reading a matter book, "Saamiyaarin Kaama Leelaigal"

Kambi : Ladies ellam irukaanga, anga poi padingalaen.
Projector Boy : Nalla matter-aana scene, ippo poi ethics ellam pesi en kitternuthu seruppadi vaangaatha. Nee vaena vaera engayavathu po.
Kambi : Seri ma, namma anga polaam va.

Geyser calls up.

Geyser : Amma-va?
Amma : En kural kaetta unakku chithappa-na thonuthu?
Geyser : Oru mukkiyamaana matter.
Amma : Idhaye dhaan andha projector boy-um sonaan.
Geyser : Ennathu?
Amma : Anga oruthan matter book padichutu Kambi-a asingama thittitaan.
Geyser : Enna aachu?
Amma : Kambi-ku asinga padarthu enna pudhusa, moonji-a ettu oorukku thooki vechundu adutha cabin-ku kootindu vandhutaan.
Geyser : Appuram?
Amma : Dei doctor, naan enna inga Sindhbaadh kadhai-a sollitu irukkaen, avalo dhaan.
Geyser : Illa, Kambi Yervadi-laenthu escape aaga Saniyan varaama thaduthu iruppano-nu enakku doubt.
Amma : Adhu eppadi discharge panni 2 days-ku appuram unakku indha yezhavu ellam thonuthu?
Geyser : Vendhan All Pass course material-la ippo dhaan padichaen. Adhaan kaettaen.
Amma : Ellam seriya dhaan irukaan. Phone vei nee mudhal-la, roaming charges-la oasi pesitu irukkatha.

Amma cuts the call and finds Kambi missing. Thaedi thaedi paartha Kambi is standing near the train door. She goes and hugs Kambi.

Amma : Unakku edhuvum aagidala-la da kanna?
Kambi : Illaye.

Kambi pushes the projector boy out of the train and takes a book out from his pocket, "Saamiyaarin Kaama Leeliagal" and sirichuttae adha padikkaraan.

*BGM : Saniyan in Black*

The End

P.S. : Thanks to all for patiently reading through this HUGE series!! Hope u liked it. That ends the Saniyan series. I believe the last part was huge, sorry abt that! Wanted to be done with this to start off a new series. That will not be in this blogspace though. Suspense :-)

Saniyan - Part 4

Read Part 3 here

Vandhi (Sodha will henceforth be aptly called Vandhi) oru 4-5 equally mokkai friends kootittu discotheque-ku pora Homo-va meet panna. Anga discotheque-ku ulla she goes and searches for Homo.

Continue to Saniyan...

Vandhi : Enga di indha Homo-va kaanum?
Another Mokkai Figure : Avar inga ennava irukkaru?
Vandhi : Homo-nu paeru vechirukkara naai discotheque owner-a va irupaan, inga dhaan engayaavathu glass kazhuvittu irupaan.
AMF : Adi paavi, avana paarkava ippadi odi odi vandha?
Vandhi : En azhagukkum, en arivukkum maapilainga queue-la kandippa nikka maataanga, evanayavathu izhuthuttu odina dhaan undu.

Oru 30 mins-a Vandhi searches for Homo. Appuram dejected-a she goes outside. Vaasal-la oru sound... (tune maintain pannunga makkaley!)

"Ole ole ole ole ole....aah olele ole ole ole"

"hes gonna pichai nananananananananana, oorum illa, paerum illa, anaadha naai"

"pichai edukka varugiraan homo, pichai podungal paavam homo, 5 paisa 10 paisa vaenaam homo, PICHAI homo"

Homo pichai edukkaraan, oru super figure koottu saethukittu. Idhu paarthu Vandhi shock aagitta.

Vandhi : Nee pichaikaarana?
Homo : Road orama paattu paaditu irukkara naan enna George Bush class mate-a?
Vandhi : Enna dheiriyam irundha enna love pannuva?
Homo : Enakku Maalai Kan noi...night kannu theriyaathu, andha dheiriyam dhaan.
Vandhi : Pichaikaaran-a irundhu nakkal-a paaru.
Homo : Naan pichai edukkaraen, nee edukkala, avalo dhaan difference, looks wise naanum neeyum same pinch dhaan.
Vandhi : Naan poraen.
Homo : Indha aluminium thattu kai-la pudichukko.
Vandhi : Yaen? Idhula naan unna love pannaraena illiya-nu theriyuma?
Homo : Illa, enakku urgent-a bathroom varuthu, adhu varaikkum nee collection-a paathukko.

Kova pattu Vandhi goes home. Night thoonga try pannara, aana thookam varala. Pichaikaarana irundha enna, nammalayum love panna oruthan irukkaney, adhu evalo periya thyagam, namma avanaye love pannalama appadinu very deeply thinkings. Sudden-a paartha koorai maela Homo sitting.

Vandhi : Koorai-a pirichu SriDevi varuva solluvaanga, moodhevi nee enna da pannara anga?
Homo : Heyyyy Vandhi...love solla dhaan ippadi roof pichuttu me getting in.
Vandhi : Seri sollita-la po.
Homo : Heyyyyyy Vandhi...whats this babe?
Vandhi : Mudhal-la heyyyy heyyyy-nu maadu oattarthu niruthi nee.
Homo : Love dhaan declare panniyaachu-la, come on babe, lets go and do the yo-yo.
Vandhi : Indha time-la yo-yo panna, mama seruppu kazhatti adipaan.
Homo : Nee enna nambala-la?
Vandhi : Pichaikaara naai, enna periya Nambungal Narayanan maadhiri pesara nee?
Homo : *starts walking on the roof* Enna nambala?
Vandhi : Dei enna adhaye repeat pannara nee? And romba pinnadi pogaatha, naera kenathula vizhuva...Madras kenaru...thanni irukkathu...straight paralogam dhaan.
Homo : Idhu munnadiye solla koodathu nee? Seri naan unakku kuchi ice vaangi tharaen. Yo-yo?
Vandhi : Ya ya!

Guduvanchery bus stand-la brammandama edutha pattu - "Kannum kannum nollai-a, rendu kannum nollai-a"-nu Sodha love sequence-ku Kavignar Karadimuthu ezhuthina paattu .

Paattu mudinja appuram scene cut... Prakash Raj and Vivek ippo Kambi veettu vaasal-la irukaanga.

Vivek : Kambi, sir en friend da. Theruporukki.
Kambi : Oh, sir dhaana adhu. Ungala pathi neraya kelvi pattirukaen sir.
Prakash Raj : Vanakkam. Enakku unga uthavi konjam vaenum.
Kambi : Sollunga.
Prakash Raj : Enga theruporikki union-la oru poatti vekkaraanga. Oru vaarthai-la irukkara ezhutha maathi koduthu, adhu kandu pudicha first prize-a rendu bun-um oru glass tea-um tharaanga.
Vivek : Adhula sila vaarthai paartha Madras Baashai maadhiri irukku, unakku theriyumae-nu dhaan kootittu vandhaen.
Kambi : Ivalo dhaaney, jumbles kaatunga.
Prakash Raj : M M T I T A A A N K, A A N T R H I, N N P D A I A A

Kambi goes through all the possibilities and circles.

Kambi : Kammanatti, Nathari, Pannadai.
Prakash Raj : Idhu ellam Madras baashai-a?
Kambi : Madras baashai-ey dhaan. Wikipedia-la idhu pathi ellam detailed-a solli irukaanga.
Prakash Raj : Edhukku use pannuvaanga?
Kambi : Pathinettu patti rules and regulations padi, thappu senjavangala seruppala adichu avunga kaadhula ippadi mangalagarama odhittu povaanga.
Kambi Dad : Idhu mattum illa.. bemaani, somaari, kaepmaari ippadi neraya vaarthai-nga irukku.
Prakash Raj : Ithu pathi ungalukku neraya theriyuma?
Kambi : Neraya theriyum, neraya vaatti seruppadi vaangi irukkaen.
Prakash Raj : Idhukku ellam enna artham?
Kambi : Dei oasiya sonna kaetuttae iruppiye. Oru glass tea bun-ku idhu podhum, mooditu po.

Scene cut. Hotel Atchaya-la Homo and Vandhi jalsa pannitu irukaanga.

Vandhi : Naan poganum.
Homo : Bathroom andha pakkam irukku. Come soon babe.
Vandhi : Enakku velai irukku.
Homo : Heyyyy Vandhi, come on babe, idhu ellam velai-a consider panna koodathu.
Vandhi : Naaye, naan ground vaanga poraen.
Homo : Vangu vaangu, anga kovil katti vaasal-la rendu paerum saenthu pichai edukkalam.
Vandhi : Un buthi unna vittu enga pogum! Naan poi land register pannanum, en kalyanathukku seeru.
Homo : Adhukku nee yaen poganum Vandhi, registrar paathukkuvaaru.
Vandhi : Undervalue-ku register pannarom.

Homo's mudi-la fast-a kaathu adikkuthu. Adhavathu inga dhaan Saniyan vara poraar-nu makkalukku ellam oru indication. Split personality-a inga brammandam-a kattarom. Adhaavathu personality maararchae thookki thookki adikkum. Ulaga cinema varalaatrulaye mudhal muraiyaaga indha effort.

Homo : Yaen ground-a undervalue-ku register pannara?
Vandhi : Loose-a da nee? Meter-ku maela poattu kodukka idhu enna auto-va. Kammiya register panna dhaan laabam.
Homo : Indha thappu yaaravathu paatha?
Vandhi : Podango... :-)

Ippo personality maariduchu, Homo glass table maela vizharaan.

Saniyan : Yaendi ketta vaarthai pesara? Mathavangala madhikka maattiya nee?
Vandhi : Enna da kural-a maathi dakalty kaattara. And ennathukku mudi ellathayum vechu moonjiya marachirukka nee. Chi kondai podu.
Saniyan : Naan Homo illa di, Saniyan.
Vandhi : Irundhuttu po. Adhukku enna panna?
Saniyan : Nee saaganum.
Vandhi : Audience ellam adhukku dhaan romba nerama waiting.

Again personality splittu. Next glass door-la falling. Inimae personality split-itae irukkum. So rendu paerum thanakku thaaney pesara maadhiri oru effectu.

Homo : That guy is bad Vandhi, you go. Seekiram. Fast.
Saniyan : Dei, ava saaganum da.
Homo : Quick Vandhi, nee po.
Vandhi : Dei po po-na, auto charge unga appan-a kodupaan, yo-yo keeyo-nu kondu vandhu ippadi en uyirukku vaettu vekkariye da naadhaari.
Saniyan : Naadhari-a? Mariyaathaiye therila unakku. Nee saaganum.
Vandhi : Orey dialogue-aye ippadi round katti adikkariye da.
Homo : Purse anga irukku, eduthuttu u go Vandhi.

Vandhi oru Karate class kulla odi poidara. Escape aaga try pannara but Saniyan avala pudichudaraan. Oru 100 people vandhu Saniyan-a thadukka try pannuvaanga andha class-la aana mudiyaathu. Nooru paeru saenthu oruthana adikka mudiyaama irukkarthukku enna M-ku andha mottai Mashter class nadatharaan-nu theriyala. Fraudu.

Vandhi-a pudichukittu, oru kutti bonfire maadhiri create pannaraan Saniyan. Adhula Vandhi-a thookki poda poraan. Appo dhaan Vandhi realises a truth.

Vandhi : Nee Kambi dhaaney?
Saniyan : Illa cementu. Vaaya moodu di.
Vandhi : Illa nee Kambiye dhaan.

Usual-a Tamil padam heroines-ku natural intelligence kammi. But indha padathula Vandhi-ku natural-a intelligence-ey kadayaathu. MGR maru vecha double action-ku kai thattina one of the child prodigies namma Vandhi.

Saniyan thooki poda poraan fire-la. Just one sec munnadi Vandhi shouts "Kambiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". Saniyan poi Kambi vandhudaraan. Kambi-ku onnumae puriyala. Close range-la Vandhi-a paartha shock-la avala thookki neruppula poattudaraan.

*Audience claps*

To be continued....

Cheers :-)

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Saniyan - Part 3

Read Part 2 Here

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Continue to Saniyan...

As you guys saw, Saniyan oru vidhyasamaana killer. Loosu-num sollalam. Kolai-um pannitu, police-ku jumble words clue-a vittutu povaan. Police arrive at the spot. Inspector Prakash Raj walks kurukka nedukka at the crime scene, romba neram yosichings.

Vivek : Sir, night pannandu mani, innum spot-la irundhu enna yosikkareenga?
Prakash Raj : Pulli Raja-ku AIDS varuma-nu!
Vivek : Andha Pulli Raja neengala irundha kandippa varum!
Prakash Raj : Pannadai pannadai, crime scene-la vaera enna yosipaanga, edhaavathu clue kidaikkutha-nu dhaan.
Vivek : Kurukka nedukka nadantha clue varaathu, nadu raathiri kulurla onnukku dhaan varum.
Prakash Raj : Orama odhungina onnukku, dhoorama odhungina rendukku.
Vivek : Edhu edhuku punch dialogue pesarthu-nu oru vevasthaiye illama poachu sir ungalukku.
Prakash Raj : Pichaikaaran vomit panna maadhiri pesaatha.... MMTITAANK, AANTRHI, NNPDAIAA...idhu moonukkum enna artham-nu kandupudikkanum.
Vivek : Yaen sir ivalo aarvama irukeenga?
Prakash Raj : Andha seththu pona Nair irukkaney...
Vivek : Avan ungalukku thambi-a sir?
Prakash Raj : Pannadai pannadai, avan enakitterunthu 10K kadan vaangi irundhaan, ippo adhu naasama poachu, enakku orey aathram aathrama varuthu.
Vivek : Pesaama orama odhungittu vaanga sir.
Prakash Raj : Dei, AATHRAM da! Kovam.
Vivek : Oh adhuva, naan vaera ennavo nenachaen.
Prakash Raj : Nee ninaikkarthum varuthu, but naan poga maataen.
Vivek : Yaen sir??
Prakash Raj : Onnukku pona, en kovam ellam veliya poidum, naan en kovathai appadiye thaekki vekka poraen.
Vivek : Kovathai mattum thaekkina paravala, neenga edha thaekkarthu-nu oru vevasthai illama thiriyareenga.

*Scene cut. Adutha naal Kambi is reading paper*

Kambi : Amma, inga vandhu paper-a paaraen.
Amma : Iru da velaiya irukkaen.
Kambi : Seekiram ma.
Amma : Dei, nee saloon-laenthu suttutu vandha pazhaya paper-a paarka rollerskates-laya varuvaanga, mooditu okkaru da.
Kambi : Illa ma, idhu inni paper, moonu paer seththu poitanga.
Amma : Adhukku ippo naan vandhu malarvalayam-a vekka mudiyum? Naatula manushanga seththu poga dhaan seivaanga.
Kambi : Illa ma, idhu naan complain panna moonu paeru. Ellarum seththutaanga. Enakku orey sandhosham.
Amma : Indha mokkai news-a solla dhaan enna kitchen-laenthu kooptiya nee? Karandi-aalaye adikkanum da unna ellam.

But Kambi is very happy. Indha sandhoshathula he goes to attend the Dumil Kuppam Culfest '05. Gaana paattu and dappanguthu on stage. Ippo oru bayangara set ellam poattu "Kuppathil irukkum asingamey" appadinu oru paattu namma Sodha-vukkaga. Adhu mudinja apparam Kambi manasula irukkartha kotta idhu dhaan seriyaana time-nu decide pannaraan. Naera he goes to Vandhana and gives a letter...

From Kambi
Yaarum madhikkatha echai payyan

To Vandhana
Padu mattamaana figure

Respected mokkai figure,
Bunker sir unakku dhaan love letter kodukkanum-nu romba compel pannaraar. Enakku vaera vazhi theriyala. Graamathu ponnunga ellam naattu kattai-a irukkum. Nee mattum yaen ippadi kolli kattai maadhiri irukka-nu therila. Un manasu eppadiyum gaali-a dhaan irukkum-nu enakku theriyum, so anga naan vandhu aaganum-nu Bunker sir romba pressure pannarthunala, enna love panni thulai.

Ippadikku,
Kambi

Vandhana : Love letter-a ippadiya ezhuthuva?
Kambi : Unna love panni letter ezhutharthey periya vishayam, idhula logic ellam paarkaatha.
Vandhana : Enakku unna pidikkala.
Kambi : Enakku mattum unna pidikkitha, ellam indha Bunker sir aala vandhathu.
Vandhana : Naan unna love panna maataen.
Kambi : Unnayum evanum love panna maataan.

Kambi comes out of the place even more happy. Aana Bunker avana vidartha illa. Split personality vechaavathu Vandhana-va love panna veikkanum-nu mudivoda irukkaru.

Vandhana-ku next day oru 100 roses gift-a varuthu. Appuram kili, kaka, kuruvi-nu neraya. Vandhana thinkings, namakku poi yaar idhellam anupparthu? Evanavathu love pannarthey periya vishayam, idhula yaen idhellam extra-va selavazhikkaraan? Appo oru phone call varuthu.

Homo : Heyyy...Vandhi...
Vandhana : Yaar nee?
Homo : Homo, H O M O, homo.
Vandhana : Enna love pannumboathey nenachaen, nee ippadi dhaan edhavathu iruppa-nu.
Homo : Heyy Vandhi, adhu just en paeru.
Vandhana : Naan enna ooru-na sonnaen? Yaenda naaye ivalo mattamaana paera vechirukka-nu kaekkaraen.
Homo : Idhu dhaan latest trend Vandhi.
Vandhana : Idhula enna yezhavu da trendu? Oru group-a dhaan alayareengala??
Homo : Heyyy Vandhi...naan unakku anuppina gifts-a paaru...andha rose-a paaru.
Vandhana : *sees the rose, rose ellam vaadi poiduchu bayathula*
Homo : Un azhagu thaanga mudiyaama ellam vaadi poachu paaru.
Vandhana : Hai!
Homo : Andha kaaka kuruvi-a paaru. But romba pakkathula paarkaatha, seththu poida poiguthu.
Vandhana : Dei enna da vaenum unakku?
Homo : Heyy baby Vandhi, nee dhaan vaenum enakku, i need you.
Vandhana : Adhellam ok, aana en paeru short form sahikkala.
Homo : Nandhini Nandy-na, Vandhana Vandhi right? Meet me today at the discotheque Vandhi, i'll be waiting for u baby. Byeeeeee

To be continued....

Cheers :-)

P.S. : Extremely busy!! GRE kandu pudichavana seruppala adikka poraen x(

Saniyan - Part 2

Read Part 1 here

Due to IP constraints, I guess you guys get free pass for this show. Probably try paying for the tickets by ONLY ONE amukks. IP different-a irundha laabam dhaan. Edhukku viduvaaney? :-)

Continue to story...


Kambi goes running to the Saneeswaran kovil nearby. "Kumaran VII B", "Selvi X A"-nu already sevuru-la kirukki thalli irundhudhu. Sevuthula kirukka idam illai. Kambi is on his way home, dejected. He stops at Nair kadai 0n the way.

Kambi : Nair, sooda edhavathu kodunga.
Nair : Kolli kattai irukku vaenuma?
Kambi : Vilayadatheenga Nair...kudikka edhavathu kodunga.
Nair : Aamam, nee periya Sania Mirza, un kooda vilayaadittaen. Indha kudi.
Kambi : Indha tea-il niram, suvai, dhidam edhuvumae illai!
Nair : Naaye, adhu tea-ey illa, coffee.
Kambi : Nair kadai-na vazhakkama tea dhaaney irukkum?
Nair : Oasi-la kudichuttu naaye logic pesariya, mooditu kudi da.
Kambi : Enakku indha coffee vaendaam.
Nair : Yaen?
Kambi : Enakku pidikkala.
Nair : Dei free-a kodutha phenyl-a kudikkara case nee..unakkaga ARR BGM poattu Leo Coffee-a kodukka mudiyum? Vaenaamna poda.
Kambi : Cha...ingayum madhippu illa namakku.

Seri naama pesaama veetukku poi thalai-la thanni kottikalaam-nu Kambi goes home.

Amma : Ennada Kambi ummm-nu irukka?
Kambi : Onnum illa.
Amma : Manasula enna Narasimha Rao-nu nenappa unakku? Sirichu thulaiyaen.
Kambi : Complain panna mudiyala ma.
Amma : Yaen?
Kambi : Anga sevuthula already niraya paer kirukki irukaanga ma.
Amma : Moothevi, Saneeswaran kovil sevuru-na appadi dhaan irukkum, nee complain panna vara-nu distemper-a adichu veppaanga?
Kambi : Avangaloda complaints ellam naan eppadi ma azhikkarthu? Thappu illiya?
Amma : Dei avanga enna FIR-a ezhuthi vechu irukaanga. Summa ellarum kirukkina maadhiri neeyum kirukkaen da, yaen ippadi uyira vaangara?
Kambi : Irundhalum adhu seri illa.
Amma : Appo naalaikkum thalai-la thanniya oothikka poriya? Seruppala adippaen. Mariyaathaiya poi kirukkitu va.

Kambi goes back to the temple. Irukkara kari thool vechu he registers all the complaints and comes back home hoping for justice to be done.

Graphics use panni edhaavathu vidhai kaamchu oru 50 lakhs spend panni inga shot-a cut pannarom, to maintain suspense.

Nextu scene..

Man : Yaaru nee?
Saniyan : Saniyan.
Man : Unakku enna vaenum?
Saniyan : Nee dhaan vaenum.
Man : Aaha...avana nee!!
Saniyan : Chi....Yaenda car-a niruthala?
Man : Naan enna traffic constable-a vara pora car ellam nirutharthukku?
Saniyan : Un car-a andha periyavar adi pattapo yaen niruthala?
Man : Niruthanum-nu sattam edhuvum illiye..
Saniyan : Oho...sattam irundha dhaan ungalukkellam manidhaavimanam, irakkam ellam varuma?
Man : Dei director punch dialogue pesa sonnar-nu ippadi esakku pesakka kelvi kaekka koodathu.
Saniyan : Sollu da. Yaen vandi-a niruthala?
Man : Phone panni kaettu sollava?
Saniyan : Naan inga Kaun Banega Crorepati-a nadathittu irukkaen, solluda kammanatti.
Man : Dei road-la pora aayiram vandi-a vittutu enna mattum yaenda indha naatham pudicha edathula vechu torture pannara?
Saniyan : Indha question out of syllabus. Bunker sir script-la illa.
Man : Ippo ennandra nee?
Saniyan : Unna kolai panna poraen.
Man : Un paechukku adhuvae paravala....please konnudu!

Saniyan takes him to shooting spot of Perarasu and pushes him into the sets where Captain is doing a fight scene. Captain solti solti kick kodukkara scene-la slip aagi ivan maela vizhundhu the guy dies on the spot. Saniyan leaves a clue on the spot of the murder for police to investigate.

M M T I T A A A N K

Next Saniyan goes to Nair kadai...

Nair : Yaar nee?
Saniyan : Ellarayum poga sollu.
Nair : En kadai enna Vani Mahal size-laya irukku. Irukkarthu orey bench, idhula 1000 customers okkantha maadhiri-na pesara nee?
Saniyan : That's better.
Nair : Dei nee loose-a? Illa loose maadhiri nadikkariya? Naan enna sollaraen, nee enna sollara?
Saniyan : Un paeru enna?
Nair : Tea Kadai vechirukkara en paeru enna Vladimir Putin-na irukkum, Nair dhaan.
Saniyan : Yaenda Kambi-ku seriyaana tea kodukkala?
Nair : Neeyuma da? Adhu coffee da dei, ippadi ethana paeru da kelambi irukeenga?
Saniyan : Anju paisa thirudina thappa?
Nair : Thappu illa.
Saniyan : Anju kodi paer dhinamum anju kodi thadava anju anju paisa thirudina?
Nair : Baby Anju-ku kuzhandhai pirakkum
Saniyan : Ennathu??
Nair : Pinna enna da..kolai panna vanthuttu maths class-a edukkara?
Saniyan : Sollu thappa illiya?
Nair : Thappu-na enna pannuva, thappu illa-na enna pannuva?
Saniyan : Eppadiyum kolai dhaan pannuvaen.
Nair : Pinna ennathukku periya Sidhartha Basu maadhiri quiz nadathi GK test pannitu irukka? Edavathu green-a thittida poraen!

Saniyan pushes him inside veneer gunda and closes the lid. Another jumble for the police..

A A N T R H I

Nextu break wire manufacturer...

Man : Hmmmm
Saniyan : Yaen brake wire arunthu poachu?
Man : Hmmm
Saniyan : Enna da mukkara?
Man (biting the plaster off) : Thu...vai-la plaster poattu kaetta nimbal eppadi bathil sollaraan?
Saniyan : Ippo sollu.
Man : Nimbal yaaru? Abdul Kalam maadhiri mudi vechirukkuthu?
Saniyan : Saniyan.
Man : Nimbalki inna vonum?
Saniyan : Yaen tharam illatha break wire thayar panna?
Man : Nimbal yaen adhu loosu maadhiri vaanginaan?
Saniyan : Naan cutsomer
Man : Naan manufacturer. Adhukku nimbal inna panna sollaraan?

Saniyan ties his mouth and leaves bambaram in his thoppul which is picturised beautifully by Bunker. Aani kuththi septic aagi seththu poidaraan andha aal. Indha kolai-ku clue...

N N P D A I A A

To be continued...

PS : Planning to end it in probably a couple of more parts. Do let me know if you can tolerate it. Illa-na ingaye "Kadhai thiraikkathai vasanam direction Bunker"-nu board poattuduvaen :-)

PPS : Thanks for the ticket rates! You guys paid me around $2 for the first part alone :-)

Saniyan - Part 1

On the eve of Sani Peyarchi

'Sucker' V.Heavychandran presents

A Bunker film

Saniyan

'Meow' Chakram as Kambi, Homo and Saniyan
Sodha as Vandhana alias Vandhi

Foreword : After being dumbfounded by Special Saadha's 'beauty', Director Bunker decided to aptly change her name to "Sodha"

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One amukk is sufficient coz of IP constraints. And Public Service Ads are a big no-no. Wastu! :-)

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Continue to Story...

Sun rises beautifully over Dumil Kuppam. The kuppam has bungalows and skyscrapers since this is a Bunker film and the producer is someone else. Kambi is peeping outside his window's irumbu kambis and jollu vittufying at a mokkai figure at the compulsion of the director. Joom sot. Is that a scarecrow, people are made to wonder. Oh that's Sodha..Vandhana rather. She is teaching gaana songs to the youngsters of her kuppam and the all the guys seem visibly upset by this beauty...understandably so.

Kambi : Amma, naan kulikka poraen.
Amma : Poyaenda, edhukku en kitta sollara, naan enna bathroom-a ribbon vetti thorantha kodukka mudiyum?
Kambi : Illa ma, venneer ready-a?
Amma : Kozha-va thara. Madras veyyil-ku vara thanniye sooda dhaan varum. Veena gas-a waste pannatha.
Kambi : Amma, bathroom-la soap illa.
Amma : Nee lawyer-a irundhu sambaathikkara 1000 roobai-ku Dove soap-a vaanga mudiyum. Bathroom sevuru-la muthugu thaechuttu vanthu saeru.

Kambi : Amma, coffee.
Amma : Dei 30 roobai soap-ey vaanga kaasu illa, idhula unakku Simran kudikkara Sunrise coffee vaera poattu kodupaangala.
Kambi : Appa innum ezhunthukkaliya?
Amma : Ivalo seekiram ezhunthu, avar enna Tendulkar maadhiri net practice-a panna poraar. Thongattum manushan.
Kambi : Seri ma naan kalambaraen.
Amma : Dei kambi, indha da edho letter vanthirukku. Enna-nu paaru.

Saniyan avatharithu vittar. Ungalukku nadakkum anyayangalai Saniyan-idam theriviyyungal. Avargalukku 18 patti panchayat nidhigal padi kadumaiyaana dhandanai vazhanga padum. Ungal pugaargalai pakkathil irukkum Saneeswaran kovil sevuththil kari-aal(charcoal) kirukkumaaru kaettukolla padugireergal. Indha kadithathai 8 paerukku anuppinal ungalukku arivu valara vaaipu pragasamaaga irukkirathu. - Ippadikku, Saniyan.

Kambi : Enna ma idhu?
Amma : Enna yezhavo da. 8 paerukku anuppu. Appadiyaavathu unakku arivu valarutha paarpom.
Kambi : Seri ma, naan office-ku poraen.
Amma : Aamama, nee rules ellam paarthu indha traffic-la poi saerarthukulla, vaangara 1000 roobai-kum loss of pay dhaan. Seekiram poi thulai.

Kambi leaves to office on his bike. On the way, a guy spits on his face.

Kambi : Yaenda en maela echai thuppina?
Man : Ipposathikku adhu mattum dhaan vanthichu, thuppinaen.
Kambi : Echai thuppittu mariyaathai vaera illama pesara nee?
Man : Saniyaney, mariyaathaiye illathathu naala dhaan echai thuppinaen. Thudachuttu poi velaiya paaru.
Kambi : Cha...naatula yaarum nambala madhikkavey maataengraangaley!

Next Kambi sees people not following traffic rules and shouts at them...

Kambi : Ippadi yellow line thaandi poriye, arivu illiya unakku?
Man : Indha pakkathulaenthu paartha nee dhaan yellow line-ku andha pakkam irukka!
Kambi : Edhirla vara vandi ellam eppadi pogum?
Man : Dei office pora tension-la irukkaen, idhula unakku Internal Combustion Engine pathi ellam class edukka mudiyaathu, mooditu po.
Kambi : Traffic jam aaga poguthu!
Man : Idhukku maela pesina maganey padukka poattu adippaen.
Kambi : Cha...naatula yaarum nambala madhikkavey maaraengraangaley!

Kambi's brake wire gets cut. And he accelerates fully to crash into a nearby tree. According to laws of cinema, break pudikkatti vehicle must be accelerated fully until you find something suitable to crash it. Acceleration kammi panni, ignition off pannarthu is strictly prohibited. Aadhi kaalathulaenthu cinema-la indha loosu thanam dhaan nadakkuthu. So commercial success-kaaga naanum en padathula appadiye vechuttaen.

Kambi : Ennaya brake wire thaayaar panreenga?
Dealer : Thaayaar-a? Adhu dosai mix paer-la?
Kambi : Sorry, pathatathula oru kaal poattutaen.
Dealer : Yaaru maelae?
Kambi : Un pondatti maela.
Dealer : Adi seruppala, shaithan-ki bacha.
Kambi : Dei, naan Nedumudi Venu ka bacha.
Dealer : Seri seri vishayatha sollu.
Kambi : Brake wire pinju poachu.
Dealer : Cha...imbuttu dhaan. Nimbal bayanthutaan.
Kambi : Ennaya ippadi sollara? Oru uyirukku ivalo dhaan madhippa?
Dealer : Un uyirukku idhuvae jaasthi...jaao jaao!
Kambi : Cha...yaarum enna madhikkavey maataengraangaley.

Kambi then decides to go to his office by bus. There he sees Vandhana, the mokkai figure sitting.

Vandhana : Kambi, inga okkarunga.
Kambi : Vaendaam, adhu ladies seat.
Vandhana : Adhunaala dhaan sollaraen, okkarunga.
Kambi : Cha...Vandhana kooda enna madhikka maataengraaley.

Indha situation-la paattu thevai illai dhaan. But hero-heroine pakkathu pakkathula okkandha sila touchings ellam nadakkum. Andha gujaals-a celebrate panna "Kumari" song-a inga fit pannikkarom. Super location-la shoot pannathu. Super super poo-ku nadoola pichaikaari get up-la(without make-up that is) Vandhana dancing something between Bharatanatyam and Dappanguthu. Summa oru dhrishthikaaga aada vittathu.

Nextu serious scene. Kambi sees a man dying on the road and wants to help him desperately. Kai neetti neetti paarkaraan, as usual oru payalum madhikkala. Kadasiya un ilicha vaayan maatinaan.

Man : Yaenda vandiya niruthina?
Kambi : Sir sir, konjam help pannunga sir.
Man : Adhellam mudiyaathu, naan Hotel Atchaya-la Jalaja-oda jalsa panna poitu irukkaen.
Kambi : Adhu varaikkum uyir thaangaathu sir.
Man : Yaen nee auto-la kootittu poyaen?
Kambi : Adhu Bunker sir script padi, andha idea enakku thonaathu sir.
Man : Ippo ennandra nee?
Kambi : Avara hospital kootittu poganum.
Man : Mudiyaathu poda.
Kambi : Cha...yaarumae enna madhikka maataengraangaley.

Idhellam mudichuttu Kambi reaches court. Adhukulla closing time. Idha symbolise panna oru long shot-la court builing maela rendu kaka parakka vittu (graphics kaka dhaan), sunset-a kaamchu scene-a cut pannidarom. Idhuvum part of Tamil cinema tradition.

Kambi reaches home and starts pouring water over his head.

Kambi : Yaarum enna madhikkarthu illa. Madhippae illa enakku. Enakku mariyaathaiye illa.
Amma : Dei Kambi, moonum adhae dialogue dhaan. Ippo edhukku echo effect kodutha nee?
Kambi : Yaarumae enna madhikka maataengra ma.
Amma : Idhu enna puthusa? Chinna vayasulaenthu ippadi dhaan daily thalai-la rendu bucket thanniya oothi oothi Madras-la thanni kashtamey vanthudichu. Innum unna oru payalum madhicha paadu illa.
Kambi : Naan ennama pannatum?
Appa : Pesaama quarter adichu kuppara padu. Goodnight.
Amma : Summa irunga. Peththa payyan kitta pesara paecha adhu?
Appa : Idhukkaga pakkathu veetu payyan kittaya solla mudiyum idhellam?
Kambi : Appa, mokkai podaatha pa.
Amma : Dei kambi, innikku kaarthaala oru letter vanthuthae Saniyan kitterunthu. Nee vaena Saneeswaran kovil sevuthula poi kirukki paaraen un kashtatha, enna nadakkuthu paarpom?

To be continued...

Note : Ticket charges pay panna marakkatheer

PS : Indha kadhai thaanga mudila-na, please ask me to stop right away! :-)

Saniyan

Special Thanks To
Rahu and Kethu

'Sucker' V.Heavychandran presents

A Navagraha Presentation

SANIYAN
He who rides on a crow, is not responsible for the filth on statues.

Starring
'Meow' Chakram and Special Saadha.

"Anju paisa thirudina thappa?"
"Thappu illinga"
"Anju kodi paer dhinamum anju kodi thadava anju anju paisa thirudina?"
"Baby Anju-ku kuzhandhai pirakkum"
"Ennathu??"
"Pinna enna da..kolai panna vanthuttu maths class-a edukkara?"

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"Lanjam vaanginaya?"
"Vaangala"
"Naan sollaraen nee vaangina"
"Pinna ennathukku enna kaekkara?"
"Un vaai-laenthu unmai varavazhikka dhaan"
"Arivuketta moothevi...lanjamey vaangaraen, poi solla maataena?"

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"India eppadi munnerum?"
"Shivashankar Baba sonna paechu kaetta"
"Avar enna sonnar?"
"Enakku theriyaathu"
"Pinna munnerum sonna?"
"Confusing answers kodutha late-a kolai pannuva, adhaan"

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A Bunker film

Made with a budget of 26 crows

Coming soon to a blog near you.