Saniyan - Part 4
Vandhi (Sodha will henceforth be aptly called Vandhi) oru 4-5 equally mokkai friends kootittu discotheque-ku pora Homo-va meet panna. Anga discotheque-ku ulla she goes and searches for Homo.
Continue to Saniyan...
Vandhi : Enga di indha Homo-va kaanum?
Another Mokkai Figure : Avar inga ennava irukkaru?
Vandhi : Homo-nu paeru vechirukkara naai discotheque owner-a va irupaan, inga dhaan engayaavathu glass kazhuvittu irupaan.
AMF : Adi paavi, avana paarkava ippadi odi odi vandha?
Vandhi : En azhagukkum, en arivukkum maapilainga queue-la kandippa nikka maataanga, evanayavathu izhuthuttu odina dhaan undu.
Oru 30 mins-a Vandhi searches for Homo. Appuram dejected-a she goes outside. Vaasal-la oru sound... (tune maintain pannunga makkaley!)
"Ole ole ole ole ole....aah olele ole ole ole"
"hes gonna pichai nananananananananana, oorum illa, paerum illa, anaadha naai"
"pichai edukka varugiraan homo, pichai podungal paavam homo, 5 paisa 10 paisa vaenaam homo, PICHAI homo"
Homo pichai edukkaraan, oru super figure koottu saethukittu. Idhu paarthu Vandhi shock aagitta.
Vandhi : Nee pichaikaarana?
Homo : Road orama paattu paaditu irukkara naan enna George Bush class mate-a?
Vandhi : Enna dheiriyam irundha enna love pannuva?
Homo : Enakku Maalai Kan noi...night kannu theriyaathu, andha dheiriyam dhaan.
Vandhi : Pichaikaaran-a irundhu nakkal-a paaru.
Homo : Naan pichai edukkaraen, nee edukkala, avalo dhaan difference, looks wise naanum neeyum same pinch dhaan.
Vandhi : Naan poraen.
Homo : Indha aluminium thattu kai-la pudichukko.
Vandhi : Yaen? Idhula naan unna love pannaraena illiya-nu theriyuma?
Homo : Illa, enakku urgent-a bathroom varuthu, adhu varaikkum nee collection-a paathukko.
Kova pattu Vandhi goes home. Night thoonga try pannara, aana thookam varala. Pichaikaarana irundha enna, nammalayum love panna oruthan irukkaney, adhu evalo periya thyagam, namma avanaye love pannalama appadinu very deeply thinkings. Sudden-a paartha koorai maela Homo sitting.
Vandhi : Koorai-a pirichu SriDevi varuva solluvaanga, moodhevi nee enna da pannara anga?
Homo : Heyyyy Vandhi...love solla dhaan ippadi roof pichuttu me getting in.
Vandhi : Seri sollita-la po.
Homo : Heyyyyyy Vandhi...whats this babe?
Vandhi : Mudhal-la heyyyy heyyyy-nu maadu oattarthu niruthi nee.
Homo : Love dhaan declare panniyaachu-la, come on babe, lets go and do the yo-yo.
Vandhi : Indha time-la yo-yo panna, mama seruppu kazhatti adipaan.
Homo : Nee enna nambala-la?
Vandhi : Pichaikaara naai, enna periya Nambungal Narayanan maadhiri pesara nee?
Homo : *starts walking on the roof* Enna nambala?
Vandhi : Dei enna adhaye repeat pannara nee? And romba pinnadi pogaatha, naera kenathula vizhuva...Madras kenaru...thanni irukkathu...straight paralogam dhaan.
Homo : Idhu munnadiye solla koodathu nee? Seri naan unakku kuchi ice vaangi tharaen. Yo-yo?
Vandhi : Ya ya!
Guduvanchery bus stand-la brammandama edutha pattu - "Kannum kannum nollai-a, rendu kannum nollai-a"-nu Sodha love sequence-ku Kavignar Karadimuthu ezhuthina paattu .
Paattu mudinja appuram scene cut... Prakash Raj and Vivek ippo Kambi veettu vaasal-la irukaanga.
Vivek : Kambi, sir en friend da. Theruporukki.
Kambi : Oh, sir dhaana adhu. Ungala pathi neraya kelvi pattirukaen sir.
Prakash Raj : Vanakkam. Enakku unga uthavi konjam vaenum.
Kambi : Sollunga.
Prakash Raj : Enga theruporikki union-la oru poatti vekkaraanga. Oru vaarthai-la irukkara ezhutha maathi koduthu, adhu kandu pudicha first prize-a rendu bun-um oru glass tea-um tharaanga.
Vivek : Adhula sila vaarthai paartha Madras Baashai maadhiri irukku, unakku theriyumae-nu dhaan kootittu vandhaen.
Kambi : Ivalo dhaaney, jumbles kaatunga.
Prakash Raj : M M T I T A A A N K, A A N T R H I, N N P D A I A A
Kambi goes through all the possibilities and circles.
Kambi : Kammanatti, Nathari, Pannadai.
Prakash Raj : Idhu ellam Madras baashai-a?
Kambi : Madras baashai-ey dhaan. Wikipedia-la idhu pathi ellam detailed-a solli irukaanga.
Prakash Raj : Edhukku use pannuvaanga?
Kambi : Pathinettu patti rules and regulations padi, thappu senjavangala seruppala adichu avunga kaadhula ippadi mangalagarama odhittu povaanga.
Kambi Dad : Idhu mattum illa.. bemaani, somaari, kaepmaari ippadi neraya vaarthai-nga irukku.
Prakash Raj : Ithu pathi ungalukku neraya theriyuma?
Kambi : Neraya theriyum, neraya vaatti seruppadi vaangi irukkaen.
Prakash Raj : Idhukku ellam enna artham?
Kambi : Dei oasiya sonna kaetuttae iruppiye. Oru glass tea bun-ku idhu podhum, mooditu po.
Scene cut. Hotel Atchaya-la Homo and Vandhi jalsa pannitu irukaanga.
Vandhi : Naan poganum.
Homo : Bathroom andha pakkam irukku. Come soon babe.
Vandhi : Enakku velai irukku.
Homo : Heyyyy Vandhi, come on babe, idhu ellam velai-a consider panna koodathu.
Vandhi : Naaye, naan ground vaanga poraen.
Homo : Vangu vaangu, anga kovil katti vaasal-la rendu paerum saenthu pichai edukkalam.
Vandhi : Un buthi unna vittu enga pogum! Naan poi land register pannanum, en kalyanathukku seeru.
Homo : Adhukku nee yaen poganum Vandhi, registrar paathukkuvaaru.
Vandhi : Undervalue-ku register pannarom.
Homo's mudi-la fast-a kaathu adikkuthu. Adhavathu inga dhaan Saniyan vara poraar-nu makkalukku ellam oru indication. Split personality-a inga brammandam-a kattarom. Adhaavathu personality maararchae thookki thookki adikkum. Ulaga cinema varalaatrulaye mudhal muraiyaaga indha effort.
Homo : Yaen ground-a undervalue-ku register pannara?
Vandhi : Loose-a da nee? Meter-ku maela poattu kodukka idhu enna auto-va. Kammiya register panna dhaan laabam.
Homo : Indha thappu yaaravathu paatha?
Vandhi : Podango... :-)
Ippo personality maariduchu, Homo glass table maela vizharaan.
Saniyan : Yaendi ketta vaarthai pesara? Mathavangala madhikka maattiya nee?
Vandhi : Enna da kural-a maathi dakalty kaattara. And ennathukku mudi ellathayum vechu moonjiya marachirukka nee. Chi kondai podu.
Saniyan : Naan Homo illa di, Saniyan.
Vandhi : Irundhuttu po. Adhukku enna panna?
Saniyan : Nee saaganum.
Vandhi : Audience ellam adhukku dhaan romba nerama waiting.
Again personality splittu. Next glass door-la falling. Inimae personality split-itae irukkum. So rendu paerum thanakku thaaney pesara maadhiri oru effectu.
Homo : That guy is bad Vandhi, you go. Seekiram. Fast.
Saniyan : Dei, ava saaganum da.
Homo : Quick Vandhi, nee po.
Vandhi : Dei po po-na, auto charge unga appan-a kodupaan, yo-yo keeyo-nu kondu vandhu ippadi en uyirukku vaettu vekkariye da naadhaari.
Saniyan : Naadhari-a? Mariyaathaiye therila unakku. Nee saaganum.
Vandhi : Orey dialogue-aye ippadi round katti adikkariye da.
Homo : Purse anga irukku, eduthuttu u go Vandhi.
Vandhi oru Karate class kulla odi poidara. Escape aaga try pannara but Saniyan avala pudichudaraan. Oru 100 people vandhu Saniyan-a thadukka try pannuvaanga andha class-la aana mudiyaathu. Nooru paeru saenthu oruthana adikka mudiyaama irukkarthukku enna M-ku andha mottai Mashter class nadatharaan-nu theriyala. Fraudu.
Vandhi-a pudichukittu, oru kutti bonfire maadhiri create pannaraan Saniyan. Adhula Vandhi-a thookki poda poraan. Appo dhaan Vandhi realises a truth.
Vandhi : Nee Kambi dhaaney?
Saniyan : Illa cementu. Vaaya moodu di.
Vandhi : Illa nee Kambiye dhaan.
Usual-a Tamil padam heroines-ku natural intelligence kammi. But indha padathula Vandhi-ku natural-a intelligence-ey kadayaathu. MGR maru vecha double action-ku kai thattina one of the child prodigies namma Vandhi.
Saniyan thooki poda poraan fire-la. Just one sec munnadi Vandhi shouts "Kambiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". Saniyan poi Kambi vandhudaraan. Kambi-ku onnumae puriyala. Close range-la Vandhi-a paartha shock-la avala thookki neruppula poattudaraan.
*Audience claps*
To be continued....
Cheers :-)
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Vandhi : Nee pichaikaarana?
Homo : Road orama paattu paaditu irukkara naan enna George Bush class mate-a?
Vandhi : Enna dheiriyam irundha enna love pannuva?
Homo : Enakku Maalai Kan noi...night kannu theriyaathu, andha dheiriyam dhaan.
Vandhi : Pichaikaaran-a irundhu nakkal-a paaru.
Homo : Naan pichai edukkaraen, nee edukkala, avalo dhaan difference, looks wise naanum neeyum same pinch dhaan.
Vandhi : Naan poraen.
Homo : Indha aluminium thattu kai-la pudichukko.
Vandhi : Yaen? Idhula naan unna love pannaraena illiya-nu theriyuma?
Homo : Illa, enakku urgent-a bathroom varuthu, adhu varaikkum nee collection-a paathukko.
Kova pattu Vandhi goes home. Night thoonga try pannara, aana thookam varala. Pichaikaarana irundha enna, nammalayum love panna oruthan irukkaney, adhu evalo periya thyagam, namma avanaye love pannalama appadinu very deeply thinkings. Sudden-a paartha koorai maela Homo sitting.
Vandhi : Koorai-a pirichu SriDevi varuva solluvaanga, moodhevi nee enna da pannara anga?
Homo : Heyyyy Vandhi...love solla dhaan ippadi roof pichuttu me getting in.
Vandhi : Seri sollita-la po.
Homo : Heyyyyyy Vandhi...whats this babe?
Vandhi : Mudhal-la heyyyy heyyyy-nu maadu oattarthu niruthi nee.
Homo : Love dhaan declare panniyaachu-la, come on babe, lets go and do the yo-yo.
Vandhi : Indha time-la yo-yo panna, mama seruppu kazhatti adipaan.
Homo : Nee enna nambala-la?
Vandhi : Pichaikaara naai, enna periya Nambungal Narayanan maadhiri pesara nee?
Homo : *starts walking on the roof* Enna nambala?
Vandhi : Dei enna adhaye repeat pannara nee? And romba pinnadi pogaatha, naera kenathula vizhuva...Madras kenaru...thanni irukkathu...straight paralogam dhaan.
Homo : Idhu munnadiye solla koodathu nee? Seri naan unakku kuchi ice vaangi tharaen. Yo-yo?
Vandhi : Ya ya!
Guduvanchery bus stand-la brammandama edutha pattu - "Kannum kannum nollai-a, rendu kannum nollai-a"-nu Sodha love sequence-ku Kavignar Karadimuthu ezhuthina paattu .
Paattu mudinja appuram scene cut... Prakash Raj and Vivek ippo Kambi veettu vaasal-la irukaanga.
Vivek : Kambi, sir en friend da. Theruporukki.
Kambi : Oh, sir dhaana adhu. Ungala pathi neraya kelvi pattirukaen sir.
Prakash Raj : Vanakkam. Enakku unga uthavi konjam vaenum.
Kambi : Sollunga.
Prakash Raj : Enga theruporikki union-la oru poatti vekkaraanga. Oru vaarthai-la irukkara ezhutha maathi koduthu, adhu kandu pudicha first prize-a rendu bun-um oru glass tea-um tharaanga.
Vivek : Adhula sila vaarthai paartha Madras Baashai maadhiri irukku, unakku theriyumae-nu dhaan kootittu vandhaen.
Kambi : Ivalo dhaaney, jumbles kaatunga.
Prakash Raj : M M T I T A A A N K, A A N T R H I, N N P D A I A A
Kambi goes through all the possibilities and circles.
Kambi : Kammanatti, Nathari, Pannadai.
Prakash Raj : Idhu ellam Madras baashai-a?
Kambi : Madras baashai-ey dhaan. Wikipedia-la idhu pathi ellam detailed-a solli irukaanga.
Prakash Raj : Edhukku use pannuvaanga?
Kambi : Pathinettu patti rules and regulations padi, thappu senjavangala seruppala adichu avunga kaadhula ippadi mangalagarama odhittu povaanga.
Kambi Dad : Idhu mattum illa.. bemaani, somaari, kaepmaari ippadi neraya vaarthai-nga irukku.
Prakash Raj : Ithu pathi ungalukku neraya theriyuma?
Kambi : Neraya theriyum, neraya vaatti seruppadi vaangi irukkaen.
Prakash Raj : Idhukku ellam enna artham?
Kambi : Dei oasiya sonna kaetuttae iruppiye. Oru glass tea bun-ku idhu podhum, mooditu po.
Scene cut. Hotel Atchaya-la Homo and Vandhi jalsa pannitu irukaanga.
Vandhi : Naan poganum.
Homo : Bathroom andha pakkam irukku. Come soon babe.
Vandhi : Enakku velai irukku.
Homo : Heyyyy Vandhi, come on babe, idhu ellam velai-a consider panna koodathu.
Vandhi : Naaye, naan ground vaanga poraen.
Homo : Vangu vaangu, anga kovil katti vaasal-la rendu paerum saenthu pichai edukkalam.
Vandhi : Un buthi unna vittu enga pogum! Naan poi land register pannanum, en kalyanathukku seeru.
Homo : Adhukku nee yaen poganum Vandhi, registrar paathukkuvaaru.
Vandhi : Undervalue-ku register pannarom.
Homo's mudi-la fast-a kaathu adikkuthu. Adhavathu inga dhaan Saniyan vara poraar-nu makkalukku ellam oru indication. Split personality-a inga brammandam-a kattarom. Adhaavathu personality maararchae thookki thookki adikkum. Ulaga cinema varalaatrulaye mudhal muraiyaaga indha effort.
Homo : Yaen ground-a undervalue-ku register pannara?
Vandhi : Loose-a da nee? Meter-ku maela poattu kodukka idhu enna auto-va. Kammiya register panna dhaan laabam.
Homo : Indha thappu yaaravathu paatha?
Vandhi : Podango... :-)
Ippo personality maariduchu, Homo glass table maela vizharaan.
Saniyan : Yaendi ketta vaarthai pesara? Mathavangala madhikka maattiya nee?
Vandhi : Enna da kural-a maathi dakalty kaattara. And ennathukku mudi ellathayum vechu moonjiya marachirukka nee. Chi kondai podu.
Saniyan : Naan Homo illa di, Saniyan.
Vandhi : Irundhuttu po. Adhukku enna panna?
Saniyan : Nee saaganum.
Vandhi : Audience ellam adhukku dhaan romba nerama waiting.
Again personality splittu. Next glass door-la falling. Inimae personality split-itae irukkum. So rendu paerum thanakku thaaney pesara maadhiri oru effectu.
Homo : That guy is bad Vandhi, you go. Seekiram. Fast.
Saniyan : Dei, ava saaganum da.
Homo : Quick Vandhi, nee po.
Vandhi : Dei po po-na, auto charge unga appan-a kodupaan, yo-yo keeyo-nu kondu vandhu ippadi en uyirukku vaettu vekkariye da naadhaari.
Saniyan : Naadhari-a? Mariyaathaiye therila unakku. Nee saaganum.
Vandhi : Orey dialogue-aye ippadi round katti adikkariye da.
Homo : Purse anga irukku, eduthuttu u go Vandhi.
Vandhi oru Karate class kulla odi poidara. Escape aaga try pannara but Saniyan avala pudichudaraan. Oru 100 people vandhu Saniyan-a thadukka try pannuvaanga andha class-la aana mudiyaathu. Nooru paeru saenthu oruthana adikka mudiyaama irukkarthukku enna M-ku andha mottai Mashter class nadatharaan-nu theriyala. Fraudu.
Vandhi-a pudichukittu, oru kutti bonfire maadhiri create pannaraan Saniyan. Adhula Vandhi-a thookki poda poraan. Appo dhaan Vandhi realises a truth.
Vandhi : Nee Kambi dhaaney?
Saniyan : Illa cementu. Vaaya moodu di.
Vandhi : Illa nee Kambiye dhaan.
Usual-a Tamil padam heroines-ku natural intelligence kammi. But indha padathula Vandhi-ku natural-a intelligence-ey kadayaathu. MGR maru vecha double action-ku kai thattina one of the child prodigies namma Vandhi.
Saniyan thooki poda poraan fire-la. Just one sec munnadi Vandhi shouts "Kambiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". Saniyan poi Kambi vandhudaraan. Kambi-ku onnumae puriyala. Close range-la Vandhi-a paartha shock-la avala thookki neruppula poattudaraan.
*Audience claps*
To be continued....
Cheers :-)
Ticket Rates : NO amukks of any ad. Ellarum en GRE exam-la edho sollara alavukku naan mark vaanganum-nu pray pannunga! Nilamai very very mosam! :-( English ozhiga!!
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