Friday, July 15, 2005

Saniyan - Part 3


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Continue to Saniyan...

As you guys saw, Saniyan oru vidhyasamaana killer. Loosu-num sollalam. Kolai-um pannitu, police-ku jumble words clue-a vittutu povaan. Police arrive at the spot. Inspector Prakash Raj walks kurukka nedukka at the crime scene, romba neram yosichings.

Vivek : Sir, night pannandu mani, innum spot-la irundhu enna yosikkareenga?
Prakash Raj : Pulli Raja-ku AIDS varuma-nu!
Vivek : Andha Pulli Raja neengala irundha kandippa varum!
Prakash Raj :
Pannadai pannadai, crime scene-la vaera enna yosipaanga, edhaavathu clue kidaikkutha-nu dhaan.
Vivek : Kurukka nedukka nadantha clue varaathu, nadu raathiri kulurla onnukku dhaan varum.
Prakash Raj : Orama odhungina onnukku, dhoorama odhungina rendukku.
Vivek : Edhu edhuku punch dialogue pesarthu-nu oru vevasthaiye illama poachu sir ungalukku.
Prakash Raj : Pichaikaaran vomit panna maadhiri pesaatha.... MMTITAANK, AANTRHI, NNPDAIAA...idhu moonukkum enna artham-nu kandupudikkanum.
Vivek : Yaen sir ivalo aarvama irukeenga?
Prakash Raj : Andha seththu pona Nair irukkaney...
Vivek : Avan ungalukku thambi-a sir?
Prakash Raj : Pannadai pannadai, avan enakitterunthu 10K kadan vaangi irundhaan, ippo adhu naasama poachu, enakku orey aathram aathrama varuthu.
Vivek : Pesaama orama odhungittu vaanga sir.
Prakash Raj : Dei, AATHRAM da! Kovam.
Vivek : Oh adhuva, naan vaera ennavo nenachaen.
Prakash Raj : Nee ninaikkarthum varuthu, but naan poga maataen.
Vivek : Yaen sir??
Prakash Raj : Onnukku pona, en kovam ellam veliya poidum, naan en kovathai appadiye thaekki vekka poraen.
Vivek : Kovathai mattum thaekkina paravala, neenga edha thaekkarthu-nu oru vevasthai illama thiriyareenga.

*Scene cut. Adutha naal Kambi is reading paper*

Kambi : Amma, inga vandhu paper-a paaraen.
Amma : Iru da velaiya irukkaen.
Kambi : Seekiram ma.
Amma : Dei, nee saloon-laenthu suttutu vandha pazhaya paper-a paarka rollerskates-laya varuvaanga, mooditu okkaru da.
Kambi : Illa ma, idhu inni paper, moonu paer seththu poitanga.
Amma : Adhukku ippo naan vandhu malarvalayam-a vekka mudiyum? Naatula manushanga seththu poga dhaan seivaanga.
Kambi : Illa ma, idhu naan complain panna moonu paeru. Ellarum seththutaanga. Enakku orey sandhosham.
Amma : Indha mokkai news-a solla dhaan enna kitchen-laenthu kooptiya nee? Karandi-aalaye adikkanum da unna ellam.

But Kambi is very happy. Indha sandhoshathula he goes to attend the Dumil Kuppam Culfest '05. Gaana paattu and dappanguthu on stage. Ippo oru bayangara set ellam poattu "Kuppathil irukkum asingamey" appadinu oru paattu namma Sodha-vukkaga. Adhu mudinja apparam Kambi manasula irukkartha kotta idhu dhaan seriyaana time-nu decide pannaraan. Naera he goes to Vandhana and gives a letter...

From Kambi
Yaarum madhikkatha echai payyan

To Vandhana
Padu mattamaana figure

Respected mokkai figure,
Bunker sir unakku dhaan love letter kodukkanum-nu romba compel pannaraar. Enakku vaera vazhi theriyala. Graamathu ponnunga ellam naattu kattai-a irukkum. Nee mattum yaen ippadi kolli kattai maadhiri irukka-nu therila. Un manasu eppadiyum gaali-a dhaan irukkum-nu enakku theriyum, so anga naan vandhu aaganum-nu Bunker sir romba pressure pannarthunala, enna love panni thulai.

Ippadikku,
Kambi

Vandhana : Love letter-a ippadiya ezhuthuva?
Kambi : Unna love panni letter ezhutharthey periya vishayam, idhula logic ellam paarkaatha.
Vandhana : Enakku unna pidikkala.
Kambi : Enakku mattum unna pidikkitha, ellam indha Bunker sir aala vandhathu.
Vandhana : Naan unna love panna maataen.
Kambi : Unnayum evanum love panna maataan.

Kambi comes out of the place even more happy. Aana Bunker avana vidartha illa. Split personality vechaavathu Vandhana-va love panna veikkanum-nu mudivoda irukkaru.

Vandhana-ku next day oru 100 roses gift-a varuthu. Appuram kili, kaka, kuruvi-nu neraya. Vandhana thinkings, namakku poi yaar idhellam anupparthu? Evanavathu love pannarthey periya vishayam, idhula yaen idhellam extra-va selavazhikkaraan? Appo oru phone call varuthu.

Homo : Heyyy...Vandhi...
Vandhana : Yaar nee?
Homo : Homo, H O M O, homo.
Vandhana : Enna love pannumboathey nenachaen, nee ippadi dhaan edhavathu iruppa-nu.
Homo : Heyy Vandhi, adhu just en paeru.
Vandhana : Naan enna ooru-na sonnaen? Yaenda naaye ivalo mattamaana paera vechirukka-nu kaekkaraen.
Homo : Idhu dhaan latest trend Vandhi.
Vandhana : Idhula enna yezhavu da trendu? Oru group-a dhaan alayareengala??
Homo : Heyyy Vandhi...naan unakku anuppina gifts-a paaru...andha rose-a paaru.
Vandhana : *sees the rose, rose ellam vaadi poiduchu bayathula*
Homo : Un azhagu thaanga mudiyaama ellam vaadi poachu paaru.
Vandhana : Hai!
Homo : Andha kaaka kuruvi-a paaru. But romba pakkathula paarkaatha, seththu poida poiguthu.
Vandhana : Dei enna da vaenum unakku?
Homo : Heyy baby Vandhi, nee dhaan vaenum enakku, i need you.
Vandhana : Adhellam ok, aana en paeru short form sahikkala.
Homo : Nandhini Nandy-na, Vandhana Vandhi right? Meet me today at the discotheque Vandhi, i'll be waiting for u baby. Byeeeeee

To be continued....

Cheers :-)

P.S. : Extremely busy!! GRE kandu pudichavana seruppala adikka poraen x(

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