Saniyan - Part 5

Read Part 4 here

Vandhi is thrown into the fire by Kambi. He starts jumping up and down in joy. Idhukku dhaan ivalo naal kashta pattaan. And indha oru scene kaaga Sharmila Tagore kitta recommendations panni Kambi-ku National Award vaangi kodukka naama ellam sincere effort edukkanum. Ok-va?

Saniyan Concluded...

Kambi is taken to psychiatrist Geyser.

Geyser : Eppadi irukeenga Kambi?
Kambi : Seri-a irundha inga varathukku naan enna loosa?
Geyser : ha ha ha.
Kambi : Edhukku sirikkara nee?
Geyser : Good joke.
Kambi : Naan serious-a sollaraen da vennai!
Geyser : Ok, ok relax.
Kambi : Varachey relaxed-a dhaan vandhaen, nee dhaan over-a tension pannara.
Geyser : Ippo namma session aaramikkalama?
Kambi : Ashes tour nadakkara effect-a kodukkara nee, oru iththu pona chakram suththum, adhu uththu paartha thalai valikkum, idhukku paeru session-a?
Geyser : Technical-a naanga appadi dhaan solluvom.
Kambi : Over-a pesina stethescope-aalaye adippaen. Doctor-a latchanama treatment-a start pannu nee, un technical yezhavu ellam thevai illai enakku.
Geyser : Ippo naama enna panna porom theriyuma?
Kambi : Un kooda enna da appa amma vilayaata vilayada mudiyum? Appove sonnaen lady doctor kitta kootittu ponga-nu, andha saniyan pudicha Vandhi-a paartha indha kannukku ellamey figure maadhiri dhaan theriyum.
Geyser : Naama ippo treatment-a start pannalama Mr. Kambi?
Kambi : Idhukku maelayum delay panna Saniyan-a vandhu seruppala adippaen, seekiram.
Geyser : Anga onnu suththuthu paarunga, adhai nalla uththu paarunga.
Kambi : Adhu enna Trisha kulikkara scene-a uththu paarka?
Geyser : Kelvi kaekkama paarunga Mr. Kambi. Relax. Ippo ungalukku thookam varuthu.
Kambi : Varaliye.
Geyser : Ippadi ellam pesa koodathu, varuthu-nu sollunga.
Kambi : Varuthu.
Geyser : That's good, ippo dhaan treatment velai seyyuthu.
Kambi : Dei arivuketta moodhevi doctor, enakku urgent-a varuthu da. Un onneykaalana treatment-ku idhu dhaan varuthu.
Geyser : Mr. Kambi, neenga ippo thoongiye aaganum, illaena kattai-aala adichu thoonga veppaen.

Kambi vera vazhi illama chu chu adakkindey thoonga poitaan.

Geyser : Ippoungalukku vayasu 2, ippo enna pannitu irukeenga?
Kambi : 2 vayasula enna koththanaar velai-a paarthuttu iruppaen, bommai vechuttu vilayaaditu irukkaen.
Geyser : Seri seri, ippo ungalukku vayasu 5, ippo enna pannreenga?
Kambi : UKG-la en pakkathula irukkara ponnu thodai pudichu killitu irukkaen.
Geyser : Andha vayasulaye ungalukku kaama unarchi jaasthiya?
Kambi : Yaen nee andha vayasula enna Pope aandavar-aava irundha? Mooditu adutha vayasukku po.
Geyser : Ippo ungalukku vayasu 10, ippo enna pannitu irukeenga?
Kambi : Papa poatta thaappa book padichuttu irukkaen. J.K. Bowling ezhuthina children's special book adhu.
Geyser : Ippo 12 vayasu, enna pannitu irukkeenga?
Kambi : First time Vandhi en veetukku vandha. Ava thalai mudi adjust pannarchae avala naan close-up la paarthaen.
Geyser : Appuram enna aachu?
Kambi : Moonu naal kulir joram. Veppalai adichu dhaan cure pannanga.
Geyser : Ippi 14 vayasu, enna pannitu irukeenga?
Kambi : Azhuthuttu irukkaen.
Geyser : Yaen?
Kambi : En akka, en akka.
Geyser : Unga akka-ku enna? Avunga romba buthisaali-a? Speech ellam kodupaangala?
Kambi : Chi bayangara makku ava. Speech koduppa kaekka aal dhaan irukkathu.
Geyser : Avunga enna pannanga?
Kambi : Enna azha vittutu Jothi theater-la padam paarka poita.
Geyser : Neenga enna paneenga?
Kambi : 18 patti rules padi avala cooum-la thalli kolai pannitaen.

Kambi athirchi-la wakes up in a fit and says "Ennikkumae enna yaarum madhichathu illa". Geyser goes and explains the incident to Kambi's mother.

Geyser : Unga payyanukku MPD.
Amma : Endha thoguthi?
Geyser : MP illa ma, MPD, mulitple personality disroder.
Amma : Ivanoda oru personality-ey ennala thaanga mudiyala, idhula indha naadhari avatharam vaera edukkutha, thodappakattai-aala rendu poatta seri aagidum.
Geyser : No no no, idhula avar enna pannaraar-nu avarukku theriyaathu.
Amma : Eppo seriya pogum?
Geyser : 1 vaaram aagalam, 1 maasam aagalam, yaen oru varusham kooda aagalam.
Amma : Eppo vaena seriyaagum-ngartha periya lord maadhiri sollariya nee? Indha yezhava solla dhaan 5 varusham MBBS padichiya nee?
Geyser : Naan ippo dhaan Vendhan's All Pass tutorial vazhiya 10th std pass panna try pannitu irukkaen.
Amma : Ada paavi, Geyser Poly Clinic-nu nenachu board paarthu ulla vandhaen, adhu Geyser Poli Clinic-a?
Geyser : Aamam. Numerology padi Poli-a Poly-nu poattu irukkaen.
Amma : Pinna MBBS padichaen-nu sonniye?
Geyser : Padichaeney, MBS ellam LKG-laye padichuttaen.
Amma : Ada paavi, ippo en payyan-oda gathi?
Geyser : Bunker sir script padi inimae Homo vara maatan. Yaena Vandhi sethu poita.
Amma : Appo Saniyan?
Geyser : Adhu avana mathavanga madhicha dhaan undu. Unfortunately adhu not possible.

*Cut Scene*

Vivek and Prakash Raj Saneeswaran kovil-ku poi sight adichuttu irukaanga.

Vivek : Sir indha sevuthula paarunga, ennavo irukku.
Prakash Raj : Summa iru naan figure sight adichuttu irukkaen.
Vivek : Illa sir, edho kirukki irukku.
Prakash Raj : Saneeswaran kovil sevuru-la pinna Picasso painting-a irukkum. Disturb pannatha da naaye.
Vivek : Idhula seththu ponavanga paer ellam irukku. Enakku ennavo ivan dhaan-nu thonuthu.
Prakash Raj : Ivana eppadi pudikka?
Vivek : Idhu therinja naan yaen constable-a irukkaen?
Prakash Raj : Yosichu sollu, unakku promotion vaangi tharaen.
Vivek : Ungalukkey promotion-a vazhiya kaanum, idhula recommendation vaeraya?
Prakash Raj : Indha kai ezhuthu naan paarthirukkaen engayo.
Vivek : Enga sir?
Prakash Raj : Idhu un friend Kambi-oda kai ezhuthu?
Vivek : Eppadi sir avalo sure-a solreenga?
Prakash Raj : Bunker sir script-la dhaan ezhuthi irukkarey, idhu dhaan enakku clue-nu.
Vivek : Avan oru vethu vettu sir, avan panni irukka maataan.
Prakash Raj : Ennai enna sumba-nu nenachiya nee?
Vivek : Aamam.
Prakash Raj : Pannadai pannadai, un friend dhaan kolai pannathu, naan avana arrest panna poraen.
Vivek : Illa sir, Nehru Stadium-la first Kambi pesuvaan, appuram dhaan idhellam varum, script-a ozhunga padinga.
Prakash Raj : Bunker sir padam edutha azhagu paarthu impress aagi Heavychandran sir budget-a 26 crores-laenthu 26000 aakitaaru, Nehru stadium ellam book panna mudiyaathu, vaena un friend-a andha marathu adila pesa sollu.

*Scene cut*

Saniyan comes to the marathu adi. Moonji ellam paint adichuttu varaan.

Prakash Raj : Yaenda pichaikaaran Vandhi edutha maadhiri moonjila paint kotti irukka.
Saniyan : Maarvesham.
Prakash Raj : Idhu ellam enkitta sellathu, naan MS Paint-la rubber vechu un paint-a ellam azhichiduvan. Adhu podhum nee dhaan Kambi-nu prove pannarthukku.

Saniyan starts interacting with the crowd that has gathered there.

Saniyan : India yaen innum munnerala?
Crowd : Abdul Kalam porandha indha man-la unna maadhiri naadhari piranthathu naala dhaan.
Saniyan : Adhukku namma enna pannanum?

Crowd-laenthu oru person throws-a stone on Saniyan.

Saniyan : Ennai avamaana padutha neenga oru chinna kal-a unga kai-la eduthakkalam, idhaye naan oru periya paarangal-a thookki poatta adhu thappa?
*crowd claps*

Saniyan : Neenga ellam enna thappu panreenga theriyuma?
Man 1 : Avan un maela kal adikkanum-nu adikkama irukaan.
Man 2 : Avan azhugiya thakkali vechu, adhu un maela waste pannanuma yoschuttu irukkaan.
Man 3 : Avan muttai-a un maela adikkama Nagma thoppul-la omlette saapadnum-nu aasai padaraan.
Saniyan : Avan, avan, avan-nu solreengaley, neenga unga kadamai-a yaen seyyarthu illa? Neengalum omlette-ku yaen aasai padareenga?

Crowd-laenthu one person throws an egg on Saniyan. Crowd claps again.

Saniyan : Ennai yaen yaarum madhikka maataengreenga?
Crowd : Nee madhikka pada vaendiyavan illa da, midhikka pada vaendiyavan.

Crowd ellam Saniyan pakkathula odi, avana kolai panna try pannuthu. Aana Police ellam thaduthu Saniyan-a arrest pannidaraanga. Kambi-a court-la produce pannaranga dhandanai vaangi kodukka. Aana judge thalai-a sorinju paarthuttu onnum kodukkama muzhichuttu irukkaru. Kambi gavel-a eduthu judge mandai-la poattu kolai pannidaraan. So avan loose-nu decide panni avana Yervaadi-ku special treatment-ku anupparanga.

Idhu dhaan padathulaye highlight scene. Indha scene mattum illa-na, padam oru vaaram kooda odi irukkathu.

Geyser : Mr. Kambi relax.
Kambi : Innum indha dialogue-a maathavey illiya nee? Relax relax-nu solliye enna tension paduthara da nee.
Geyser : Chi vaaya moodu da kammanatti.
Saniyan : Kambi-a yaenda madhikka maataengara?
Kambi : Naan paavam.
Geyser : Rendu kural-la pesina bayanthiduvaena?
Saniyan : Kambi oru pullai poochi.
Geyser : Naan enna karapaanpoochi-na sonnaen?
Kambi : Achacho, enna indha edatha vittu veliya anuppidunga doctor, enakku bayama irukku.
Saniyan : Dei unakku dheiriyam irundha enna thittu da paarpom.
Geyser : $@#$%@#$^%$^#$^#$%$@$@#
Saniyan : Ennayum madhikkaliya nee, naan appo innoru personality-a split aaganum. Next meet pannaraen.

Adhukku appuram Saniyan varavey illa. Two years-ku Saniyan varaama irundha avana vidanum-nu andha seththu pona judge marana vaakkumoolam koduthuttu poitaaru. Adhunaala Kambi-a release pannidaraanga.

Amma : Enna da Kambi ippadi thuru pudichu poita...chi...thurumba elachu poita?
Kambi : Yervadi-la vaela velaikku special meals-a poduvaanga unakku?
Amma : Veetukku vaa, unakku nalla samachu podaraen.
Kambi : Ayyo naan Yervadi-kae poraen.

Thamizh cinema last scene-la indha maadhiri mokkai comedy panni andha frame-la irukkaravanga ellam sandhoshama sirippu varaama siripaanga. Namma padam commercial padam-a, adhaan andha element ellam saethirukkaen.

Amma and Kambi go back to Chennai from Yervadi. Appo train-la Kambi sees the Jothi theater projector boy...Kambi padam paarka porachey, bit saerkaatha andha projector boy. Kambi-ku romba naal kovam ivan maela. He is reading a matter book, "Saamiyaarin Kaama Leelaigal"

Kambi : Ladies ellam irukaanga, anga poi padingalaen.
Projector Boy : Nalla matter-aana scene, ippo poi ethics ellam pesi en kitternuthu seruppadi vaangaatha. Nee vaena vaera engayavathu po.
Kambi : Seri ma, namma anga polaam va.

Geyser calls up.

Geyser : Amma-va?
Amma : En kural kaetta unakku chithappa-na thonuthu?
Geyser : Oru mukkiyamaana matter.
Amma : Idhaye dhaan andha projector boy-um sonaan.
Geyser : Ennathu?
Amma : Anga oruthan matter book padichutu Kambi-a asingama thittitaan.
Geyser : Enna aachu?
Amma : Kambi-ku asinga padarthu enna pudhusa, moonji-a ettu oorukku thooki vechundu adutha cabin-ku kootindu vandhutaan.
Geyser : Appuram?
Amma : Dei doctor, naan enna inga Sindhbaadh kadhai-a sollitu irukkaen, avalo dhaan.
Geyser : Illa, Kambi Yervadi-laenthu escape aaga Saniyan varaama thaduthu iruppano-nu enakku doubt.
Amma : Adhu eppadi discharge panni 2 days-ku appuram unakku indha yezhavu ellam thonuthu?
Geyser : Vendhan All Pass course material-la ippo dhaan padichaen. Adhaan kaettaen.
Amma : Ellam seriya dhaan irukaan. Phone vei nee mudhal-la, roaming charges-la oasi pesitu irukkatha.

Amma cuts the call and finds Kambi missing. Thaedi thaedi paartha Kambi is standing near the train door. She goes and hugs Kambi.

Amma : Unakku edhuvum aagidala-la da kanna?
Kambi : Illaye.

Kambi pushes the projector boy out of the train and takes a book out from his pocket, "Saamiyaarin Kaama Leeliagal" and sirichuttae adha padikkaraan.

*BGM : Saniyan in Black*

The End

P.S. : Thanks to all for patiently reading through this HUGE series!! Hope u liked it. That ends the Saniyan series. I believe the last part was huge, sorry abt that! Wanted to be done with this to start off a new series. That will not be in this blogspace though. Suspense :-)