Rejection Dejection - Part 2

No intro stuff for ths one, this is on the lines of this.

Interviewer : Did u expect your visa to be cancelled Mr. Sidhu?
Sidhu : The American policy is as unpredictable as Laloo's butt, they explode at any moment.
Interviewer : Any comments?
Sidhu : If only people had brains the size of JLo's butt this could have been avoided.
Interviewer : How are you feelin now?
Sidhu : As comfortable as having a porcupine below my bum.
Interviewer : How should India react to it?
Sidhu : India is bending down in front of a bull with a red cloth on its buttocks. Time to get up.
Interviewer : Why do you always stick with bums Mr. Sidhu?
Sidhu : It is important that one puts his bums to proper use. Or else you need to use perfumes like pesticides.

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Interviewer : You know what happened Saurav?
Ganguly : Please don't disturb me now, I am going in to bat, come back later.
Interviewer : Ok, I shall go to the loo and get back, see you then.

*After 2 mins*
Interviewer : It is good to have you back. What took you so long?
Ganguly : These stupid bolwers, they keep bowling no-balls.
Interviewer : Do you know the U.S. cancelled your visa?
Ganguly : Oh no, I was planning to play baseball there.
Interviewer : That's why they cancelled it.
Ganguly : I will take up the matter with Jagmohan Dalmiya. He knows Powell very well.
Interviewer : That's Ricardo Powell Saurav.
Ganguly : Oh. What do I do then?

Saurav Ganguly kya karega? To find out, tune in same time tommorow to Kyunki Saurav Bhi Kabhi Player They.

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Interviewer : They have cancelled your visa Laxman, any comments?
Laxman : Why? I am no terrorist. Why should they cancel my visa?
Interviewer : Your name doesn't fit on the paper. Vengipurappu Venakata Sai Lax is all they could manage. They tried processing it, but ur name overflowed onto the next guy - Mr. Anketavan had his name printed as Mananketavan for which he is planning to sue the U.S. Government. So they are pretty angry with you.

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Interviewer : Sir unga visa cancel pannitaangalame?
Rajni : Yeah yeah yeah, Baasha, Maanik baasha.
Interviewer : Sir enna sir ungala insult pannirukaanga, neenga inga effect koduthutu irukeenga?
Rajni : Kanna thadangalukku varuntharthu Doordarshan-oda pazhakkam, aana thadai-a meerarthu dhaan indha Baasha-ku pidikkum.
Interviewer : Enna solla vareenga?
Rajni : Thadangal illatha vaazhakai illa, thadangal illama vaazhkaiye illa.
Interviewer : Idhukku andha dialogue-ey paravala, konjam purinjuthu.
Rajni : Ahahahaha. Unnai yaar madhikkara-nu paarkaathey, nee yaara madhikkara-nu paar.
Interviewer : Vekkankettu vaazhu-nu punch dialogue veraya?!
Rajni : Ahahahaha.
Interviewer : Indha sirippuku oru kuraichalum illa. Seri enna panna poreenga?
Rajni : Namma pakkam aandavan irukaan. Avan paathukkuvaan.
Interviewer : Aandavan enna sir ungala uppu mootai thookiya USA kootittu povaar? Visa vaenum sir.
Rajni : Vaendaam. Naan paattu Imayamalai Chennai-nu poitu vanthuttu irukkaen, enna anaavasiyama seendi paarkaatheenga. En power ungalukku theriyaathu
Interviewer : Neenga enna 100W bulb-a, naanga power ellam therinju vechukka. Naera matter-a sollunga.
Rajni : Naan unnaviratham irukka poraen. Visa kodukkanum appadinu solli, unna viratham irukka poraen. Amam.
Interviewer : Bush-ku edhavathu solla virumbareengala?
Rajni : Visa is the cause of all issues. One should know how to issue it, otherwise your wife will become miserable. En vazhi thani vazhi!
Interviewer : Thani vazhi-na eppadi America-ku Ashok Nagar vazhiya poveengala? Irundhaalum kurumbu sir ungalukku. All the best.

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Interviewer : Sir unga karuthu?
Kamal : Ah well, Visa enbathin porul "official mark on a passport permitting the holder to visit a specific country" enbathaagum. Nam uzhaipukku kidaitha oothiyam endrum solla iyalum.
Interviewer : Sir??? *aaramichutaanya, kaettathukkum sollarthukkum sammandhamey illama aaramichutaanya*
Kamal : Enakku Master Card-irkum Visa card-irukum vithyasam solli thanthavar, en gurunathar, K.Balachander sir dhaan enbathai naan perumai-aaga solli kolgiraen. Naanum Rajni-um Pizza saaptathai avar innum marakkavillai endru naan nambugiraen.
Interviewer : *ivan oru thodar kathai, nammalum blade-a poduvom* Sir Italy naatil kidaikkum Pizza, ungalukku tharaliyaamey visa?
Kamal : Aaha, kavithai kavithai. Abirami abirami. Nadula indha maaney theney pon maaney ellam poattukonga.
Interviewer : *podaraen da podaraen, ammi kal-a thooki un thalai-la podaraen* Sir ungala kenji kaekkaraen, idha pathi neenga enna sir ninaikkareenga?
Kamal : Well, ennai kaettaal, K.Balachander ayya...
Interviewer : Sathyama kaekkala da saami! Aala vidunga!!
Kamal : Lanjam kaettanga, kodukka maataen sonnaen. Yaenya kodukkanum? Yaen kodukkanum?
Interviewer : Indha imsai-a avunga thaanga vaenama? Kaettatha kudunga sir.
Kamal : Aahh...aaaahh...aaaaaaahhh. Naan yaenya kodukkanum? Naan yaen kodukkanum? Monica Lewinsky kooda White House-laye matter pannitu innum U.S. citizen-a irukaan paaru Clinton, avana kodukka sollu naan kodukkaraen. Vaarathukku oru purushan-nu maathittu irukkaley Britney Spears, avala nirutha sollu naan nirutharaen. Samaadhanam samaadhanam-nu gundu poattutu irukkaney Bush kamnaati, avana kodukka sol, naan kodukkaraen. Naalu paerukku nallathu seyyanumna edhuvumae thappu illa.

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Interviewer : Unga visa-vum cancel pannitanga sir.
Ajith : Ei, unakku theriyuma, indha Red-oda visa-va yaarum cancel panna mudiyaathu le.
Interviewer : Sir, adhaan pannitaanga sollaraen la?
Ajith : Adhu eppadi le pannuvanga?
Interviewer : Rejected-nu stamp kuthuvaanga sir.
Ajith : Adhu illa le, indha Red-oda power theriyaatha le avungalukku?
Interviewer : Ippo enna power power-nu over-a scene vittutu irukka nee? Enna rendu lorry manna alli poduviya nee?
Ajith : Bush kitta poi sollu le.
Interviewer : Enna nu?
Ajith : Thalai pola varuma-nu kaelu le.
Interviewer : Kaetta thalai-la katti anuppuvaar.
Ajith : Mazhai nikkarthukulla!
Interviewer : Adhukullayavathu kudai pudi, jaladhosham pudichukku poguthu. Unna ellam interview edukka sonaan paar boss, muthal-la avana vettanum!

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Interviewer : Aiyya unga Visa reject pannitaanga.
Karunanidhi : Periyaar-um Anna-vum vaazhntha naatilae...ippadi oru izhivu.
Interviewer : Sir ungala pathi-a pesareenga?
Karunanidhi : America-vin indha seyal thamizhanukku nadanthirukkum oru periya avamaanam.
Ramadas : Idhai pathi pesa ivarukku endha urimai-um illai. Naan dhaan thamizhanukkaga poraadugiraen.
Karunanidhi : En moochu muzhuvathum nirambi irukkirathu thamizhin uyir ezhuthukkal.
Interviewer : Ippo naanga enna Aayitha Ezhuthu-na sonnom? Yaen sir tension aareenga. Adichukaatheenga.
Ramadas : Enga maela irukkara kovatha dhaan Bush ippadi kaamchuttar-nu ninaikkaraen.
Interviewer : Enna pannineenga neenga?
Ramadas : 40 Days 40 Nights padathukku Thamizh paeru veikkumaru kaettu kondom, poraadinom.
Interviewer : Naarpathu Pagal Naarpathu Iravu-na? Jyothi theater-layum Pilot theater-layum dhaan release panna mudiyum. Kovam vara dhaan seiyum.
Karunanidhi : SunTV andha padatha midnight masala-la podalaamnu plan panni vilaikku kaetta pozhuthu maruththu vittargal. Krathagargal. Arakkargal.
Interviewer : Vaanga AMMA.
AMMA : En visa-vum raththu seyya pattathu.
Interviewer : Yaen?
AMMA : Naan periya gown poattirukarthaala manitha vedi gundu-nu nenachutaanga.
Interviewer : Aaha idhu enna anyayama irukku? Appo manja thundu poatta Karunanidhi-ku jaundice-nu solluvaangala?
AMMA : Indha anyaayatha thadukka naan poraada pogiraen.
Karunanidhi : Appo naan adhai edhirpaen.
Interviewer : Sir unga visa-um reject pannirukaanga sir??
Karunanidhi : Naan indha vayasula eppadiyum anga ellam poga porathu illai. Adhukku naan Jayalalitha seyyum aneethigalai edhirkalaamey?
Interviewer : Idhula enna sir aneedhi?
Karunanidhi : Idhu ellam enakku theriyaathu. Jayalalitha seyyaraanga, aneethi-a dhaan irukkanum, illatiyum appadi dhaan pesuvaen.
AMMA : Enakku time aachu. Naan kilambanum. Annan naamam vaazha, MGR naamam vaazhga.
Karunanidhi : Paartheengala. Naamam-nu solraanga. Avunga jaathi vazhakkam.
AMMA : Naanga oru type of pattai podarom, adhaye bottle-la neenga podareenga, avalodhaan vidhysama. Vaazhga Thamizhagam.

Cheers :-)